The virus we are dealing with time and 'one of the great mysteries of science. While it is a pandemic that affects all populations across the world, regardless of gender, religion, race, age 'and whether or not they voted for Berlusconi, despite his symptoms are clear and known to the scientific level for millennia, why, despite everything 'there is still no scientific name with which to identify the bacteria responsible for this serious disease, called Postvacanzismo .
As anticipated, the symptoms of postvacanzismo hit the back from vacation from the day they arrive on holiday, because the thought that after a week or two all that blaze of ass and tits to the wind, songs from the animation, de cocktails at all hours, and de pool de umbrellas, is only temporary, subtly affects the vacationer, instilling the seeds of bacterium postvacanzismo .
Throughout the holiday, the bacteria takes hold of all the sensory ganglia of the unfortunate guest who inexplicably feels the need to
- do a nipple piercing as the village head, so then in a suit and tie is not seen;
- buy a lucky Brazilian bracelet made in the warehouse behind the beach with some cheap wool solid chemistry, although it is clear that pay 5 euros is already ' predictor of economic collapse to come;
- strictly wear tank tops in the face pierced belly fat and wool blanket merino wool that covers the arms, legs, chest and even the back of the sick horror horror;
- performing in the classical dances latiniamericani and in particular prove to all the pelvic movement which is accompanied by the sensual music, a sensual movimiento, a sensual movimiento muy sexy ... ;
- Morigerati abandon in favor of caps with visor glowing bandanas printed with marijuana leaves;
- attend events tragicomic theater where you are asked to cut up the melodies Baglioni, as he washed down with buckets of icy water, they ask to remove the tank, pulling the hair of the armpits and for the most 'reckless, also felt his private parts by men dressed as women leaders;
- Respect slavishly following the calendar day: morning exercise, canoe races, petanque tournament , rubabandiera, symbol of the village, lunch, coffee play ', nap, all in the pool, water aerobics, card tournament, football tournament, tournament calciotennis, play an aperitif, dinner, babydance, evening show, dancing till three in the morning without solution of continuity 'for the duration of the holiday.
For female guests of the virus, some variations to the symptoms listed above are:
- tongue piercing, especially if a holiday away from her husband. You know what will be 'glad your back imagined how did you tested in his absence;
- do not miss wearing the vest pierced in every possible opportunity, particularly in the private beach and the capoanimatore (always on holiday single) during baby club the providential that keeps at bay the children;
- respect literally the same calendar day of the males, with an appendix of capoanimatore Room as a variant of the essential symptoms.
After a week or two of course, the disease returned to the company 'a completely changed person from that came a few days earlier in the locality' holiday.
just as you climb machine for the return trip, the CD of greatest hits of Earth Wind & Fire or Pink Floyd is immediately set aside to insert the CD into the player with the most precious little music in the village, paid as a case with the unpublished edition of the Queen Deluxe is that every year contains the same compilation of songs for children and music for the dance group subject to the symbol of the village, the only unknown. Between
maccarena Ciapa and the hen, the first traffic jam on the highway has the same seasonal effect of a chocolate cake for a sick de diabbete.
At this point it begins to automatically slow the inevitable process that will take care of 'to eradicate the virus in a period of time ranging from a weeks to two months, a period that varies from person to person for all the reasons to locate.
Care provides a particularly traumatic shock phase, which is to go home and immediately have to face:
- rupture of the boiler not working, ADSL and digital terrestrial, refrigerator empty and possibly broken,
tower Pisa thumbnail consists of the unpaid bills, twelve notices withdrawn herald not recommended as many minutes of traffic police, the last-ranked school that when you started was back in the city qualifies for asylum and that the Bulgarian did back in August of 25 places in the ranking and then off the list of those who we fall.
passed this initial stage, after 24 hours on Sundays between past memories, new friend requests on Facebook and other amenities 'that seem to revive the feats of viruss, start the next one due to the resumption of the activities' work.
The first few days the sick more 'chronic appearing in a bermuda flower earrings, Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops in the corridors of corporate and exempt innocent teasing and greetings' to colleagues remained pale nail, bone necklaces and ankle bracelets of mammoth fake silver ring in the corridors interspersed with preposterous "uappala '" instead of the more' intrinsic good morning and good evening.
This stage is 'the most' socially dangerous when the patient threatens its very economic survival and can 'only be resolved with blows of shirts with collar and double button regimental tie.
In the case of sick women, variations of the above situation are the clothes belly dancer and aerobics instructor sway ostentatious style of the village. Such attitudes are gaining success at the senior business leaders, and then implanting an evolution of the virus that leads to career in mignottaggine , in a case where the sick but is a process that walks, the most you get is' a pair of buttons or the accountant maniac on the third floor and a couple of emails with the subject "Welcome back mouth of pink ".
Slowly, the virus postvacanzismo begins to leave the host body under the blows of the beginning of the school, paying bills, shopping carts overflowing with supplies, the invasion of football played and talked, the accounts of expenditure and those of fantasy ... that sound boring, repetitive life by calling ...
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