Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Leg Numbness With Standing

Adventure Number 30 - big baby -






Jennifer back 'home that was now 8 pm.
After a grueling marathon as telephone operator at a company outbound 'telemarketing to promote a fantastic new international debit card, Jennifer wanted to only eat a bite and then annihilate the existence in the face of abdominal Coco Island of the Famous .
was first with astonishment and dismay then that Max, who went into her room still furnished with furniture studded with bees and teddy bears when he was a child, but the walls studded photo ose 'Ciavarro of bare-chested and Walter Nudo just I find 'wardrobes and drawers emptied and a nice pair of Samsonite which stood at the foot of the bed.

which recovered from the initial half cuddly, he decided to take the bull by the horns.

Toro in this case had the appearance of mother Iole, Marche home, home for vocation, Juventus and parannanza of birth tattooed on the Robe di Kappa Tutone wearing shapeless virtually 24 hours a day, every day except Sundays and feast days, when a trip to church was mandatory.

Mamma Iole followed a new diet ripped from an old issue of Confidences stolen from the hairdresser, but apparently the haste with which he had carried out the tear is' recommended that the weights were found mutilated some of the least significant digits. She had, however, resolved in its own way, adding zeros to the right at will and according to his own inclination, ("so they contain zeros nun noffink" used to say), so that 'the original 50 grams of pulp were now without batting an eye 500, and similar fate was touched grams of bread, teaspoons oil, and so 'on.
In any case, Jennifer can I find 'a nose, intent to drain half pound of rigatoni to go in the pan with the pajata (light, nutritious and above all economic tarmente bbona with rigatoni and that' his death, he always said the mother).

"A ma ', but that happens, that there risfrattano Nantra Vorta? Because no' mo 'that we had placed so much'm residence pe' abbusivi so 'close to the metro, there roderebbe me a lot ... "

Iole Mom Seeking' a corner of meticulously parannanza sufficiently clear dall'untume generation to wipe the huge hands, prepare 'the two generous portions of pasta and sat down on the table and begin 'to eat without uttering a word.

Jennifer was disorientated strong, but was brought up to never interrupt the light supper of the mother ("already' touched me on a diet is, let me gusta Armenian 'sti du' wires de pasta" was the phrase that inhibited any attempt to establish a shred of communication at the table) so sat down and start 'listlessly toying with food.

After cleaning his plate, Iole look' daughter with an air of disapproval, and without batting an eye is subjected to the arduous destiny not to see go to waste all that good things, so you sacrifice 'brush up even a portion, practically intact, Jennifer.

After the hasty but gargantuan meal, Iole was about to give the fatal news to his daughter ...

"Jennine, nun ce nisuno eviction. You who you go ..."

"As I go, Mom, 'but what have we done ... I know that nun at home will help thee much, but you see what kind of life, all day er de house holes pe' gleanings 'du' deaf, always coll'orecchio arintronato de kind words like 'ndo you know you have to put the paper should de?', quanno arive home so 'tired, but' ... and this is 'the question, I' de mijora ', I promise ... "

Iole assumed an air of understanding," Core de mama, except that I know' years but I still say that mijori ariccorgo the mutanne your foot nun der bed that you've never redone by myself ... but you're still you, your mother and me fija Vole well, and as long as I keep in the form co 'diet of confidences, I can aivoja to mutanne raccoje ... and 'just now have made the law ee' now that you go pe 'on your own ... "

" but how did the law'? and that law and, 'na law chasing people from home and affection famijari no reason? And who did it, is law, that wills Lotito hunting 'we Irriducibbili stadium? "

" None, noffink Lotito, that is to make visits to them Varmontone ... And 'er Padoaschioppa minister who said that all sti Regazzi that 30 years are still co' li je nun parents still do well 'so', that restenosis big babies ... then Vole elggifera 'that there be' 1000 euros per year if there vintages from home and begin to favve your life instead of always being around the skirts intorcinati de mama ... "Jennifer

rest 'for a moment without words Then start 'to cry softly. Iole Mom got up' from his chair, approached the 'silent and the beginning' to caress his head, as she did when her daughter from her childhood: "Daje, Je ', nun lamented to me I'm sorry you go away and that left alone, but I would hate de most 'me become big baby ... "

Jennifer regrowth' back the last tear, and with all the pride I had inside replied ':" A ma', but that big baby, and 'from quanno I finished the eighth grade to work on all sides, I made the bartender, housekeeping, the babysitter, the touts at the stadium, er leaflets, the sciampista, pedicures, er door to door ... mo 'what' I'm project contract pe 'de Cock Spigno ste cards already' de chiameno that if the people should run away from funny that there has in spades .... But you knew that 1000 euros per year so 'ar 90 euros that month miss er nun ce pay parking in the garage? and I ndo 'I would like to park', er your minister, Duca D'Aosta bridge beneath them also that 'there is er de racket them Polish na' de carton trovalla cabin costs 200 euros ar month? What does na, ma ', me dije a Padoaschioppa Dichen what I call them quanno pe' de spigneje the paper should: that if the strip in the middle of the buttocks der ass ... "
Travolta to vent so much, Mom let Iole 'her daughter to get up, quickly clear the table and wash the dishes. Only the most' Later, while wearily went to bed in a double Latvian sadly empty for many, many years, he realized that was the first time that his daughter had made a domestic affair.
"big baby mama de ...", I think '.
And slept' with a big smile on her face painted.

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