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Adventure Number 33 - Grey -

The uncontaminated all morning at the exit of the supermarket.
I could find them every day ', where the reel forklift looking for living space to meet, with an acceleration worthy of a sprinter, the doors of cars - like a traffic cop at Piazza Venezia spreads his arms is not known if indicate the flow of cars allowed, or because 'now accept the evidence could not rule the snake of cars that press, like a many-headed Hydra, from all sides.
He sat on the floor, mingling with his full gray with the color of the asphalt, breaking the strips yellow and white signage landscape as a flowerbed of violets and roses postmodern lead. The only spot of color was the little pink that escaped from the sleeve of his jacket, a hand with fingers stuck in a mute appeal for help.

was that morning that a group of exiles forced branded clearly the commitment the school passed them 'hands pizza oozing with mozzarella wet with dew and the Coke, the voices awkward to compose a cacophony of slogans stadium against overflowing baskets and ladies pushing prams, precariously balanced on improbable heels at 9 am.
that morning was that the more 'high and big the group, the ruddy face and a shaved head on paramilitary bomber, did not see the bedding gray, and for 'tumbling to the ground in a blaze of soft drink and sauce and mozzarella .

I had just deposited the meager daily shopping in my Golf, parked a few meters, and I must say that the scene of that mountain of meat and vernacular Roman overturned and spread asphalt aroused my curiosity, 'but less than that he had not moved at all: a milestone on the edge of chaos, even the spoon pink fingers seemed to have bent the least violence of impact.

I was ready to go home when the situation worsened '.

The mountain rising 'shaking crumbs and Coke like a dog after a dip in the waters of Martignano. The dog thrust its teeth 'bone, launching fierce against the pillar of salt gray, spitting and frothing rage of wounded pride, while the friends were around to snack is a catalyst for the psychic energy of the group, and funneling their friend, urging him to hit the garbage strong invisible quell'ectoplasma solid, the unworthiness' of raw material.
When the first blow of the boot strikes' on his side, I almost tappai ears to muffle the noise of broken bones and almost covered my eyes to not see the crumbling building and again include head chino.Ma not perceived crash and saw debris flying.

time you freeze 'like a scene out of Matrix, the shoe by para heavy metal spikes seemed stuck on the humerus of the figure in gray .
I recorded a mechanical thud of leather and rubber and metal on granite and saw the mass of the giant surprise return to the ground and lift your foot again and attack again, and again in the same place but on the head, legs, nose , and yet nothing moved except the sound of the pounding waves of material boots hitting the stone.

Tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum.

The pace and strength of strokes idiot 'disbelief, the circle of bystanders lost consistency, lost' cohesion, begin 'to widen as the quadrille horses only to lose symmetry' and become a heap of faces disbelief as the fat has not more 'safety does not react the same incredible experience and does not know how to frame his story of battles and behind a scarf joints between the hedges that surround the stadium.

And the scene filming the speed 'of normal life, you neck' molasses spacetime and the band revived, 'liquid' affair with a few curses and the usual slogan, became greater strike again, this time in turn, shape gray and then slowly moved away ', reached into his pocket and the other still armed with pizza sauce and mozzarella .
I walked cautiously to and gray for the first time I deposited between that property and straining spoon, a coin.

Although I come every day in the supermarket, and every day now to leave that destiny gray the coin which I had released the cart, that was the only time I seemed to see, in the central reservation of the human coming and going, a smile.

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Adventure Number 32 - Slim and Hen -




Slim

Nun understand what happens tonight.
Me so 'svejato very late last night that there was a rave Palmarola quer de Cock, and yet what' a headache absurd.
Me so 'a coffee' and so 'ar escaped the club, but they were all hallucinating and annaveno de race, so' I took the scooter bruises here and now, the ball of the South and
Hen 'esaggitato more' der usual.
Commanna left and right, organizes, and all obbedischeno, everyone seems cia 'a specific task.
corner of his eye and I muttered er Femur holes that pull out of the car sticks, and in the meantime feel veni 'a great racket from Tiber, and that is a group of ariveno lazziali.
Malimorta ', what the fuck are there to' do this here tonight playing Roma ... er step beam accelerometers and so 'side de Hen ... "A Chio ', there they are cousins, that ecchili ariveno .. but these Vonn aho,' but so 'crazy, bursts a slaughterhouse bursts ..." Er
hen I look at me slyly and said de tranquillizzamme: "He Carmo, a Slim and lift up the Cipiccia eye. It 's all under control, indeed, way' co 'speaks to me that Annam' Banana heart, er head them ... ' Nun
trust me too, even if it seems safe de hen er what he says. I follow a step behind, ready er ar ass to paraje first punch that flies. But Hen and er er er Banana if they give five, they trade du 'words, having heard about' de Guido Reni and the barracks in der cones, then make them lazziali dietrfront and depart de run radially towards Ponte Duca D'Aosta.
Hen is satisfied, embraces me behind him he 's almost limb du' co m 'quer bald head I always think that is me pe' crushes ', and is instead' always kind, maybe 'cause I know' the urtimo ner group to arrive and I know 'er well more' kid. He says he speaks to me, 'that each' mission pe na 'me ....

BROODER

Everything is going well. Black Spot
partner called me the afternoon, me and explained everything pe 'word for word.
So 'two thousand euros to make me comfortable, but they know' my cock and mejo know that the nun artri noffink. The smirzo and 'ar rincojonito as usual nun sa' de noffink what he 's success today. If you look around
frightened me before he touches fomentallo caca below.

"A smirzo streets' here tonight that there is' need of all. They killed one of ours, smirzo, one of us, they killed him like a dog in the middle of the road ... ' The

smirzo stumbles with his eyes wide open, if it sees that Regazzini er and 'soft, but' cia 'the right determination,' cause to fear that it replaces the initial anger, the blind, the one that comes from inside you are a victim quanno of injustice.

"One of us? But 'ndove? Ar Clubb? But who and' Stao Chios' ... je dovemo makes the 'pay' .."

"None, no ar club on the highway ... .. was a fan like us, a nun lazziale ago ... 'so' all the same semo quanno Bastad Cellerino you a tip 'na gun to his head and you burn er brain tonight .... and 'je guera the dovemo ago' sees to all who we are, nun Ponno shoot 'miss a shitty lazziale,' we ULTRAS je mettemo a fierce fire and the city'..."

Slim and 'puzzled, but the information that a digger Cellerino shot, and seems ready to go.
's still pisquo, pero', nun I can do 'expectations of full on him ... The heart group manno less convincing do 'er sur picket bridge, which makes nun must' pass' nisuno ... Arza smirzo if the scarf to below the eyes, if set to sopracciaglia er hood, the only holes that je rimangheno eyed ... me to 'er five, and part of coll'artri race.

E 'I called Black Spot and I keep it informed. Then he touches me
'er a good example, so tonight if they Cellerini Cachen below, and reggae nun ...

Slim

So 'two of the night quanno return.
stench sweat, cigarettes, cannabis, and of fear.
father and I 'standing, each' er de night, the second round. But as we know it would be svejo the same, 'I'm always svejo quanno' holes up to late ... although cerca de nun makes of notice. I find in the kitchen, with the security guard's uniform stretch perfect, which one man even Helen. It 'a father to me correct.
Me looks and it seems that aripija color. "Aho .. but have heard that the slaughterhouse and Rome ... 'and a fierce fire tonight ... thank goodness that touches me the EUR, and' the first Vorta I know 'de anna happy' to work 'away. ndo .. but you've been up to this hour ... " Nun
what 'core de raccontaje the evening spent in the rain in ugly' to the people acquired influence to the machine. How do I riccontaje far we have thrown them scooters pe 'tera, and fire them in containers that Vorvo them' has run around 'like a planted a furminante ... "I note from Sergio in the copiamme de school that tomorrow there 'er task in class ... "I see that nun ce
believe so, also because' I 'co entered the hand in his pocket and without a shred of fojo in your pocket ... sigh, if quer puts cap that does so much Carrubba, if the system seems plastic pistol that would serve to noffink nun je in de case ... you need the jena quarche aggredisse me ... if approaching, I made a nun ... caress me urtima remember the caress of my father ... greets me, goes out.
Me Image poraccio that would make you ar Flats Fleming and if he found the old Dune Smart burned like a torch that lights the way as a day .. .
me a hint paja me and throw sur bed.
Nun know 'why' but I 'so tired ...

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Adventure Number 31 - Pink Ribbon ... or almost ... -

At six in the morning as the sun was capoccella from behind the buildings of the neighborhood that stretched over the plain lumpy country around, I find John 'Francis on the terrace of the exclusive private clinic, run by course Sisters, where he had seen the birth of his first child.
Francis, all dressed up was not even invited to a wedding - London smoke gray pinstripe suit, shoes church pierced hand, regimental tie knotted boing 747 model, triple-button shirt with collar and cuffs on three floors that span the forearm stopped by two cups of Cartier - almost did not notice the arrival of his friend, set who knows it was in 'such thoughts.
"Daje, Brother ', paja na smoke!" beginning 'John, with the package of attractive blondes from which protruded the filter of a Marlboro 100s.
Francis received partially emerging from the imaginary world in which it was precipitated, and air annoyed rejected the offer, "What and paja paja, we know that nun always ... I have never smoked co 'ste sigherette .. and nun do 'er er sty de butts as usual yours here er place and' Schicchi and the thickness incazzeno .. and if you know quanno incazzeno if the sore ... "
"Iiiiiiiih, Gesugiuseppemariaerbuelasinellolapecoraelagnello, which will 'never, pe' na butt .... but Armenian is pupa, thee 'born or if she is still in the warm, eh?"

Francis escaped the smoke screen that surrounded the man, and sadly said, "It 'was born, right, and' born yesterday morning at 7 ..."
"It Daje! That amended aho, mo 'you're father feels as if there eh, feels as if there ... Daje, fumete na ciosba ricconteme them and thoughts more' Ricordi glaciers that!" John festive exploded.
"First, it would be hidden, not Ricordi, not so 'facioli all'ucelletto, so' second thoughts ... and then, I told you that smoking nun, nun I have never smoked, figures if this 'intention of starting' now that my way home 'the pupa ... "
"Eh vabbe 'Ricordi, unseasoned .. seems like you ... Tell me how are you, is that instead of' de tailors them joy just like me you had died Gattaccia er ... aho, but nun and 'moje you ... the Regazzini ... oppercaritadeddiocheersignorecescampielliberidarpeccatosicuridaogniturbamento ... "
" None, the mother and are fija na 'cream, all at Dormen ddue ... "calm down the' Francis, before starting to show some cracks in its impenetrable wall of privacy:" They are well, you say ... and 'er father ... In short .. "
John shook his friend with caring attention," Ommannaggialipescettisenzaspinefantreettifantreettideverduraerdottoretelamisura, and that you feel? you turn a tantinello the foreman? It 's normal, you've barely slept, mo' you know Famo? Uscimo to drink a pijasse caffettino co 'na ar chocolate bomb, light and nutrient, and then we fumamo above na 'and you'll see beautiful sigheretta
...." "And you will see that is me first and then the broncopormonite cacarone er, were you, bartender and ste ar de Cock sigherette .. none, nun what 'hungry and begins vojo nun' to smoke ', alright ... "
" alright, alright, it was a way of de' .. but you pija, it seems that you smoked a six pack of unfiltered Camel ... nun you angry 'and' a way of de 'well this ... In short, instead of them is happy de Regazzini, I think that you rode er ass .. "
" Nun me gnaw er ass ... I 'worried ... See 'It should' ... and 'from this morning that we think ... ste de Regazzini today ... er nose at all rifasse pe 'bodies of cocaine ... "
" Ossantoersignorediodelluniverso, cia' miss twenty-four hours Regazzini and you're already 'think of the cocaine ... "
... lasseme for 'It should'.... co 'sti noses redone, remade ass er, er breast redone ... if imbucheno clubs where they do SELECTIONS eg 'does' and pupae Secchioni ... then mix er Pakistani heart Brandy ... torneno home heart trick je cola ... Er
next day we go to school nun .... if Arzeno, locksmith du 'Muesli and aripartono pe' anna 'who knows where, armed with cell de videos shot in class ...."
"Fijo nice, er the world, and' a mess, we know, but santiddiochedallassucevedieceproteggi, grow 'is Regazzini, je give the educazzione mijore, there imprints er dialogue, you will grow like a time ... "
" but you see, Jupiter ', and nun' so all this that worries me .... so 'the astral conjunctions ... "
John began to understand nun' s nothing left, so put out his cigarette in a vase of hydrangeas, without thinking about it immediately lit another and nearly fell into the temptation of offering one more in Francis , however I do not know that 'half proffer, now lost in its complicated reasoning.
"See It must'.... Yesterday was the anniversary of Paparelli ... took the lasso na scanizza coll'Udinese absurd .... I know a fantacarcio 'AROT status as a pawn in the middle of the highway for Naples at night without three of yellow jacket ...."
"Embee'?!? What the fuck is this central co 'fija you? "
" Wait It should'.... Put this and that well ' girl, and nun cia 'noffink de celestial around ... all pink, white, yellow, red ... "
" Ariembe '? nun you follow it, France '... nun I follow you ... "
'Jupiter' ... and by chance I was born na fija de la Rome? What I learned in the '"Totti" first of "Father", which sucks to me if I put' er in front of big toe all day ... er If we sing to me '"' Oma 'Oma' Oma" that objectively "unaquilanercielo 'and' more 'difficult ... Hand me that they grew me fills the room Cerci de photos de ... er asks me for birthday Chanel ... me that they sills and carpets floor er de la machine de millipedes Giallorossi ... Oh, Jupiter, 'I do is me is my fija of Rome, eh? What do I do? "
John
puff 'out a ring of smoke that enveloped the head-to-mo' a halo.
Then, throw 'out of the pack of Marlboros and lit a cigarette with the stub of what was still smoking, and took two shots to make sure it had turned violent, the interlocking' very well between the lips of Francis. Both
silently turned toward the valley, to cut the sun so that 'blatantly blinding, so' boldly yellow, and so 'bravely red, which made their eyes hurt.
And perhaps also to the heart.

Dedicated to the new arrival at home C., Ilaria ... but above all, to her father ...

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Adventure Number 30 - big baby -

Jennifer back 'home that was now 8 pm.
After a grueling marathon as telephone operator at a company outbound 'telemarketing to promote a fantastic new international debit card, Jennifer wanted to only eat a bite and then annihilate the existence in the face of abdominal Coco Island of the Famous .
was first with astonishment and dismay then that Max, who went into her room still furnished with furniture studded with bees and teddy bears when he was a child, but the walls studded photo ose 'Ciavarro of bare-chested and Walter Nudo just I find 'wardrobes and drawers emptied and a nice pair of Samsonite which stood at the foot of the bed.

which recovered from the initial half cuddly, he decided to take the bull by the horns.

Toro in this case had the appearance of mother Iole, Marche home, home for vocation, Juventus and parannanza of birth tattooed on the Robe di Kappa Tutone wearing shapeless virtually 24 hours a day, every day except Sundays and feast days, when a trip to church was mandatory.

Mamma Iole followed a new diet ripped from an old issue of Confidences stolen from the hairdresser, but apparently the haste with which he had carried out the tear is' recommended that the weights were found mutilated some of the least significant digits. She had, however, resolved in its own way, adding zeros to the right at will and according to his own inclination, ("so they contain zeros nun noffink" used to say), so that 'the original 50 grams of pulp were now without batting an eye 500, and similar fate was touched grams of bread, teaspoons oil, and so 'on.
In any case, Jennifer can I find 'a nose, intent to drain half pound of rigatoni to go in the pan with the pajata (light, nutritious and above all economic tarmente bbona with rigatoni and that' his death, he always said the mother).

"A ma ', but that happens, that there risfrattano Nantra Vorta? Because no' mo 'that we had placed so much'm residence pe' abbusivi so 'close to the metro, there roderebbe me a lot ... "

Iole Mom Seeking' a corner of meticulously parannanza sufficiently clear dall'untume generation to wipe the huge hands, prepare 'the two generous portions of pasta and sat down on the table and begin 'to eat without uttering a word.

Jennifer was disorientated strong, but was brought up to never interrupt the light supper of the mother ("already' touched me on a diet is, let me gusta Armenian 'sti du' wires de pasta" was the phrase that inhibited any attempt to establish a shred of communication at the table) so sat down and start 'listlessly toying with food.

After cleaning his plate, Iole look' daughter with an air of disapproval, and without batting an eye is subjected to the arduous destiny not to see go to waste all that good things, so you sacrifice 'brush up even a portion, practically intact, Jennifer.

After the hasty but gargantuan meal, Iole was about to give the fatal news to his daughter ...

"Jennine, nun ce nisuno eviction. You who you go ..."

"As I go, Mom, 'but what have we done ... I know that nun at home will help thee much, but you see what kind of life, all day er de house holes pe' gleanings 'du' deaf, always coll'orecchio arintronato de kind words like 'ndo you know you have to put the paper should de?', quanno arive home so 'tired, but' ... and this is 'the question, I' de mijora ', I promise ... "

Iole assumed an air of understanding," Core de mama, except that I know' years but I still say that mijori ariccorgo the mutanne your foot nun der bed that you've never redone by myself ... but you're still you, your mother and me fija Vole well, and as long as I keep in the form co 'diet of confidences, I can aivoja to mutanne raccoje ... and 'just now have made the law ee' now that you go pe 'on your own ... "

" but how did the law'? and that law and, 'na law chasing people from home and affection famijari no reason? And who did it, is law, that wills Lotito hunting 'we Irriducibbili stadium? "

" None, noffink Lotito, that is to make visits to them Varmontone ... And 'er Padoaschioppa minister who said that all sti Regazzi that 30 years are still co' li je nun parents still do well 'so', that restenosis big babies ... then Vole elggifera 'that there be' 1000 euros per year if there vintages from home and begin to favve your life instead of always being around the skirts intorcinati de mama ... "Jennifer

rest 'for a moment without words Then start 'to cry softly. Iole Mom got up' from his chair, approached the 'silent and the beginning' to caress his head, as she did when her daughter from her childhood: "Daje, Je ', nun lamented to me I'm sorry you go away and that left alone, but I would hate de most 'me become big baby ... "

Jennifer regrowth' back the last tear, and with all the pride I had inside replied ':" A ma', but that big baby, and 'from quanno I finished the eighth grade to work on all sides, I made the bartender, housekeeping, the babysitter, the touts at the stadium, er leaflets, the sciampista, pedicures, er door to door ... mo 'what' I'm project contract pe 'de Cock Spigno ste cards already' de chiameno that if the people should run away from funny that there has in spades .... But you knew that 1000 euros per year so 'ar 90 euros that month miss er nun ce pay parking in the garage? and I ndo 'I would like to park', er your minister, Duca D'Aosta bridge beneath them also that 'there is er de racket them Polish na' de carton trovalla cabin costs 200 euros ar month? What does na, ma ', me dije a Padoaschioppa Dichen what I call them quanno pe' de spigneje the paper should: that if the strip in the middle of the buttocks der ass ... "
Travolta to vent so much, Mom let Iole 'her daughter to get up, quickly clear the table and wash the dishes. Only the most' Later, while wearily went to bed in a double Latvian sadly empty for many, many years, he realized that was the first time that his daughter had made a domestic affair.
"big baby mama de ...", I think '.
And slept' with a big smile on her face painted.

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Adventure # 29 - Cattle -

"Coccyx, Cumpa 'wax glaciers that bad!"
Sisto get up 'eyes from the half empty glass of beer and fixed' for a moment Ubaldo almost without seeing him. The restaurant, pompously called "The Cow rags" had alleged austerta 'a smoky Irish pub, even though the poster of the glue Ferilli shirt Totti showed beyond doubt that there was Feroniana in the countryside, just outside Rome.
At 9 am, the place was teeming with Albanians and Romanians in their intent-based beer and breakfast sandwiches with bacon rolled up, and some local customer in spite of the current anti-smoking regulations in public places, you refreshed your lungs with a good national team without the filter.
"Coccyx, Cumpa that we do here at st'ora ciavar nun da da ... 'coppery olive water?" Finally

Sisto began wearily to fire Ubaldo, before replacing watery eyes in the mug of beer, which plunged into the 'nose and from which emerged only when the same was not left a thin layer of foam.

Sisto clean 'very well the chin with the sleeve of his jacket rumpled, and she replied' wearily to his interlocutor, who meanwhile had ordered the drink of the house, "Lu Glass' nfocato" strange mixture of beer, ginger, chilli and Aperol "A Uba 'today lasseme nun who loses there' tripe pe 'cats ... mo 'if you like it if scolamo na birozza in peace, not to mention' de country, de beasts of labor, and then I run that I have of anna 'to do' a visit to Varmontone .. "

" Ihhhhh, Cumpa ', and that thee' never happened ... You got fired from lavuru lu? Nun you worry ', ie that' the means parendi there 'always put nell'azzienna de Famija, eg' luck will always crack Christians and there is always a bon cassamortaro commodo ... is pure you 'you're a bricklayer, er I'll trade' mpari easy, and if everything risorve .... as the motto says, er de Famija "Mori you laugh you weep so died the same!"

"None, but fired and fired me ... maybe lu master license, which I'm working de Pijama think if I would like nun sape 'gnende ... "
" But because' that work has taken issue? The construction de lu Novu cambusanto behind the Ferchar? "
" Aho, but you seem to think the dead ... maybe Fusse campusantu lu, maybe ... and 'much worse, much, much worse ... "

Ubaldo at this point was really intrigued, so the order' even a mug of beer for his sad friend (also half cousin, 'cause his sister in-law's nephew moje), and go back 'to the attack: "Mo' peggiu campusantu to the Ferchar de lu ... coccyx Cumpa ', and that will' never, un'antra aggenzia de cassamortari? Nun me 'who build n'antra that competition is now co touches the dead accaparrasseli Live from ... Penza vojo ago that I 'a special promotion: the coffin in bare ownership' ... you buy it today, pay less de quanno you're dead, and more 'you're young and the less you pay ... "

Sisto gulp' beer almost entirely lift 'eyes anymore gil arrosoir air angry and blurt' "but gnudi property 'and cemeteries and funeral ... and 'no stage, it seems,' and 'no' stage novo novo.
"Fresh, the stadium ... and agreements shall be that there is 'a co Varmontone' stadium novo ... Promozzione nun play in? Ciavranno yes and no 'two hundred sciamanna pe' sees matches Valmontone de lu .. "

" E 'n fact nun and' pe Valmontone lu, lu stage ... but nun newspapers you read them, it seems'? E 'pe' the lasso ... "A breath
acid was only partly due to" Lu Glass 'nfocato ", Rote' votricosamente along the larynx Ubaldo, who does not believe his ears:" The Jokes? But thou tell the population that Lasso de la Serie A, the one that played the Copa de li Cambion, the de Chinaglia Maestrelli Piola Gascoigne Nedved Casiraghi Peruzzi Pandev Rocchi Oddo Nesta Rubens ErCileno Reccecconi Wilson Pulici ... "
..." and all of them leading to lu mejo mortacci campusantu, sine, the lasso, the lasso population in Uba '... it seems that there Lotito vo 'build' stage novo Varmontone lu, lu, and since my boss is there ammanicato who knows him through the de RadioRadio, inzomma dovemo anna 'to do' nu lu-spot near the exit motorway, make them indove Flames fireworks .. "

" Coccyx, Cumpa ', but this' na bomb news updates ... but it seems that if you do lots of the lasso in Valmontone, many deaf Gireno over there ... "

to hear of his pragmatism, Sisto exploded:" Deaf? And you in front of a hundred years and more 'I speak of the glorious history lazziale de deaf? And there quanno pijera 'ass for all the boot' cause semo years to play 'indove pascemo sheep, you do count the deaf? But you realize that the figure be inscribed, demmerda internetional level, the laughter of them cousins \u200b\u200binstead we ask gajardetto der na form of cheese, that 'nvece of them listed on the Milan Borza de ce ar Varmontone Outlett be traded, and quanno we go away we will say that Famo transhumance ... you are 'de worst issue, stu de cazzu de ce vo Lotito who' do 'becomes' well you Burini nerve blood semo de nobbili origgini .. I do not care and it builds my master lu lu Varmontone stage and there is also the same from guadambia 'na Fortunately, I have the honor of the lasso my nun ce miss the exchange eg' all the gold der Monaghan. "Slamming the
glass on the table, Sisto jumped up and let 'the room under the gaze unaware of most of the attendees, who, as all immigrants, they did not understand anything of his rant.
Ubaldo purposes' with its quiet drink, order 'another, then pull' out a notepad and a pencil stub, and I begin 'unlikely to make calculations on what would have made the company move its tombstones and coffins in the vicinity 'of the new stadium Biancocelesti, where he was sure he had a fantastic return on investment. He remembered well as a new promotion: who had bought a box "Forza Lazio", would receive complimentary subscription to the Curva Nord. A life.

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Adventure Number 28 - Annunciation -

The Intergalactic Council of the Great Old is open 'in full regalia. The
Sconcerts , strange animals neck top that is actually the Tribune release for the event, had linked their pseudopodia to the terminals of registration: through them every single detail of the Council decisions were literally shot to the four corners of the galaxy, coded in different languages \u200b\u200band languages \u200b\u200bof many sentient races from the planet Kakoni Hristo with their phoneme heroic verse lame races of aracnomorfe planets range Kapitan, whose alphabet was a sequence of constant spray of saliva with high alcohol content.
is estimated that since the Old Man, His Magnificence Don Adons Azur the planet, would recite in open Council would be heard, received, stored, written and applauded by some sixteen million trillion individuals, belonging to innumerable sentient races of the Intergalactic Federation Celeste ( FIGC).
As soon as only five of Cover Ciano, the red planet chosen as the venue of the event when the center of the galaxy and as such also the residence of the Intergalactic Council, you were aligned to form the symbol of Olimpia, the noise 's Hymn Mam Eli, played in unison by the protuberances of the inflorescence of the Planet Meistersinger Nabuco invaded the wide valley facing each of the Town Council. More 'than two million humanoids, quadrupeds, reptiles, amphibians, insects and fish, representing the Planets FIGC , their enthusiasm broke out in a blaze of whistles, barks, curses and cacophony produced by the most 'unexpected orifices. When
pero 'il Vecchio Don Adons appeared in the top of the stairs of the building, surrounded by multicolored robes of the Virgin pompom Planet Elkan, the atmosphere freezes' in a thick and unnatural silence of waiting. The Lord Chamberlain
Gal Ian struck the ground with the American nerka , universal symbol of fertility ', and all those present supported the equivalent of the buttocks on the floor of which were equipped with humanoid, while all the FIGC audience pulverized all records ever set in the past, including that which stood for millennia, he had seen to tune into the cinematic masterpiece " Jenna the conquest of Mars 'nearly half' of the population of FIGC . It was then that Don
Adons spoke, uttering the fateful words " HERMA JO Jokat HOURS DERMO nNOS KI AMAFRA NCES COTOTTI .

And it started the festival.

[From "Chronicles Series, Book One, Chapter V -" Genesis "]

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Adventure Number 27 - Virus of our times -

Er fancazzismo and 'a kind of virus that you falls to the soul' sudden.
Li symptoms' are obvious: yawn pecoreccio, dazed air, hair "One moment" distraught, unkempt beard, shoes untied, open flap.
ecosystem where it lives and er fancazzista 'fairly typical, in latitude quarsiasi er fancazzista you are: unhealthy air, overflowing ashtrays, coco de peanuts everywhere, that seems to put styrofoam on all the furniture, Armenian 5 bags of smelly rubbish thrown sur boat, car-deposit with the inevitable "Wash me, zozzone!" written by a rear window sur Out wearing latex gloves de leave no fingerprints. Er
Fancazzista typically works in a ministry, or a great place to allow tarmente ar Fancazzista de facirmente blend with the surrounding environment. More
'rarely, er Fancazzista worker, and if it does, then vor of' if it bit 'allows guadambia de nun' a strain for all time when er er viruss and 'active. Er der virus strain
der fancazzismo flourishes perfectly warm heart, and indeed epidemics de fancazzismo more 'virulent if it will occur the summer months. Social life
der fancazzista and 'quite particular: whether or withdraws house acquired influence in his underwear (de usually always the same for the whole life cycle of active er der virusse) or pendulum on display, or if it meets Artra people, but only even if it affected virusse give. Er
group usually if he can form only if the homes are almost contiguous, because 'er fancazzista nun ce Penza right to seize' the car or public transport them worse pe 'pass' a night out, but whether it brings with or without panties is' a tired partner zapping anything fancazzismo national television. Er
fancazzismo affects all the social classes, without distinction of race, sex, age '.
Can 'so' happen, in fact, it happens often de, de met 'pure specimens de fancazzisti to me, ar bare, bank, train station, in short, all the places that they also Ponno deserts, but er fancazzista you do 'does the row anyway.


Er worst enemy Fancazzisti and 'l' Out . If


er Fancazzista and 'typically de males, although some specimens of women are really valuable, the' Out and 'typical of females. The two types have symptoms
diametrically opposed, and that 'quite easy to distinguish between those two subjects and' the Out And who 'er Fancazzista .
L 'Out wash their feet if Vorta ar three days, if make-up and / or combs quanno also going to buy' the sigherette, manages to create 'er panic acquired influence how much house can smucina 'concludene without a miss, gets a outlook calendar that je de manna alerts every 5 minutes but especially cia' er obsession de anna 'a fucking break er ar Fancazzista . Indeed
Fancazzista and Out tend to mate, or sexual attraction, or to mysterious astral conjunctions, but in any case, acquired influence in a closed environment, home or office that is, not 'always rare to find a pair formed Sold by and a Fancazzista . Er
worst flaw of 'Out and' that, despite all miss it if you squeeze a pimple, nun can never conclude a fucking fact, mejo the thing that fails and flat 'look of the' de spurs 'er Fancazzista to give meaning to his existence as well as molecular biological' intimate-personal. This typically
clashes with the inertial mass generated by the virus fancazzista , as is clear from this finding rare documentary footage taken by transcript from hidden cameras in a house where there was a couple Fancazzista (male) - Sold (female):

E: "So, Famo, uscimo? Daje, Go and be 'combed na me of a porcupine ... and then change the shirt collar er made the crust of dirt .. .
F: "What uscimo, so 'two of the afternoon, makes 40 degrees in the shade around us is nisuno nun, then so' tired ... what the fuck do I change it to 'the shirt, not dovemo anna' in a marriage, there is no nun in Rome, de arispambiamo washing machine ... "
E: " Why 'nun then goes down into the garden to wash' the machine that is' like filthy pornodiva na nun there and if some 'is not even acquired influence co' mask antigens on how many there sigherette smoke ... "
F: " But look at the forecasts Dichen that in two or three weeks rains, the work to do 'and then if lava alone ... "
E: " Then they Famo accounts vojo der half that sees you potemo Taja' quarche unnecessary spending, such as er your subscription Premium Mediasette to pe 'er sees ball, the ADSL pe' play 'on the Internet all day er, the scooter that you nun walking ... "
F: " But they co famoli accounts' of the Budget in September maybe er treasure him to giving new form of free services, and if the ADSL becomes aggratisse Famo that, if the nun tenemo ... mica and then I play all day ... er n'attimo expects that to me are bombs 'to quer online game that we know that there little game, but look at me bad luck that you are bombarded with' popular now, mo 'you do' right ... "[.. . ... omitted]

The only difference between the two diseases, and 'er that while fancazzismo and' a predominantly transient and tends to disappear attenutarsi with the hot season, albeit with the occasional relapse on weekends and during religious holidays, er virus' and Out 'which was one constant: na Vorta you that the beaks, you spent more nun'. So if
pe 'faces' a serious case of fancazzismo family and' sufficient armasse de santa pazzienza, partners where one of your family turns out to be a Out , nun ve just have armavve de gun.

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Adventure No. 26 - The Super Dog -

"favors document and driver's license!"

sheepishly, Joseph consign 'Capretta appointment as required, and I play' mentally Avemmarie two and two Our Fathers with eyes fixed on the statue of Padre Pio that air smiling fraternally embraced those of his wife and daughters on the dash of old biscuit color Duna gone bad.

After the ritual control, the appointment back Capretta 'gruff air by Joseph, giving back the documents and announcing the fatal news: "I'll give the minutes does not turn on the machine and will not fall!"

Joseph hint 'to a timid protest: "But as the verbal, general, that offense I committed, I'm' a 60 hour on provincial, not so 'past red heart, I passed the wrong direction ... I did noffink generates'..."
"What the general and overall, first of all I know 'a simple note, and then we know exactly what they did ... and thank God that the nun to the police headquarters, and that je do the minimum fine provided, but only because today 'and' the birthday of Ms. Capretta, then that would be my wife ... "
" And I would have done, poor me, Commis' ... I'm slowly working to 'de morning at 6 ... "The lance

Capretta start' to lose patience:" And we know very well that you did, which is on the road there are more 'telecammere that Cinecitta' You got pinched while and, after Tamoil er, you opened the door and you've downloaded the poor beast pe 'road, and then you've annato ... n'antro six of those phenomena that if the first falls in love der dog, then flayed end of the first Ciavatta abandon him, eg 'street, irresponsible nun six more ... almost almost there you harbor, the police station, if you insist to make 'er cunning ... "

Joseph took a strange air-understanding, support' hand on the sleeve of the uniform of his interlocutor, and try 'to explain:" Ah, and 'p' Zebra ... my dear lieutenant, but that nothing but an abandonment of national poor beast, and 'was an exorcism .. "

" First of all thee already' told you I 'pinned ... ... and then abandons an exorcism 'a dog pe' way? But to me you're kidding? "

" No, chains, 'but I take around ... my face says'.... see, I know ' a huge fan de la Juve ... my home in the living room instead of quarche crust or offset, that 'a lot of photos of the great characters juve, since de Sivori Der Piero from' drinking from the bird ... "

L ' Pinned Capretta motioned to his partner on patrol to bring out the alcohol test, even if it was the first time he saw certain effects of wine on a driver, and began 'to think that Joseph had foo glue or other hallucinogenic substances, but Joseph did not give up: "So Marescia''must sape 'and' I'm dog cia 'of paranormal powers, and' na species of demon ... will 'that abbitamo in Testaccio, but it's beast brings bad luck, and I have scientifically proven ... "

"Look, but glaciers de Voja kids'..."

"No, but kids' ... and all 'started last year ... Zebra, which had nothing to do ever show' cause there is a constant smell of ammonia that I'm moje de lava floor er salon du 'ar Vorta days ... well, it comes, and the first thing he does, from' na lick the photos of Moggi .. "

"Embee 'that will' never, usually as ar, er nun and you dirty dog \u200b\u200byou wear holes' cause not long screwdriver, and then abandoned in the middle of the road ..."

"What dirty, filthy, learned, 'Zebra' more 'polite de Eriksson ... do you think makes the bathroom and then you poop ar door er roll of paper in his mouth iggienica pe' pulije er ... ok, ' ... well, I see that 'is to lick the photos of Moggi and I also think it's a gesture of affection, je na pat I'm a dog that I think proves' love Juventus ... and instead Banfi, du-time 'days and for me encase Moggi Calciopoli ... "

' ok, 'but this and' good luck ..."

"What bad luck and bad luck, well I will 'to them' nun ciavar noticed ... er next day but I'm living in hell and I arientra slinguazza Bettega and Giraudo ... aribanfete and, if I suck as well ... These two "

" But davero? "

" Yes, you must be a nun and then to 'na co lavatina' saliva to the photo de Pessotto and that if you throw in less de 24 hours by the window? quanno ago and 'pretending to be from' the leg to Lapo ekan here is that what if they drink the orgy co pe 'li transsexuals ... "

The lance-Capretta, who secretly hid a horn 10 cm in underwear and that the superstitious believe it all right, I meditate' on the bottom of the matter and Then, unexpectedly, liquid 'Joseph with a terse "OK, now I go back and raised by' your lucky day."

As soon as Joseph was dispelled to the horizon, the representative of Praise you sling 'in the car, parts 'rocket under the eyes and mouth stunned fellow' the first exit, shooting the road in the opposite direction and after 5 kilometers finally saw Zebra, with his tongue hanging out, it being the place where Joseph had the thankless downloaded.

Without uttering a word, the constable went 'to take the poor animal and load' in the car.

When his colleague asked him 'if you wanted to take him to the kennel, he simply' to respond, "But that kennel and the kennel, it is '... bbona mo' it home, remove all the pictures and there Maggica Juve attack those of de year ... have you ever seen ...."

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Adventure Number 25 - Cli ... M'Attizza ... Tori -

When Silvana get up 'and saw that the thermometer in pewter on the belief that dominated the hall marked 35 degrees, he recovered miraculously from postprandial torpor.

now weary and tired, I grab 'the hand slides clammy the cordless and dialed furiously toll of a famous company that broadcast the Roman pounding the Maronites promoting air conditioners every 30 minutes to fabulous price of legend, including taxes, installation, transportation and sensational radio float pool in tribute to the first 10 calls.

Miraculously, the phone returned the 'dial tone, but the enthusiasm for the unexpected collapse of luck' to respond immediately to the ground when he was a cute little voice, distorted by the background of "The jerseys, which apologized but all operators were busy at the moment, then threatening to lose his right to life if you dared to attack, and that it was much better if you was placing the receiver to your ear, fixing it with duct tape in order to communicate with the first human being available. Despite expectations aborrisse

telephone, Silvana made of necessity 'virtue' and arranged a standby inevitable.

A little 'heat, a little' that finds himself alone in the house had been able to grant a smutandata history, is' and not like ', was a virtue of the fact that between' jerseys Music and an ultimatum of pre-recorded voice that reminded her not to hang up, Silvana found himself 'to titillate obscenely intimate parts, moving more and more' frantic, they stop just to go to convoluted with the nipples swollen now but to fall back, insistent and rhythmic, to soothe and stimulate the growing pleasure.

was so 'that dripping with sweat and the edge of climax, Silvana said, panting in Am-Matthew-in-what-I-serve it with a eroticissimo: "Do not take it anymore'..."

"I understand ma'am, with the hot weather these days ..."

"I desperately need something big and powerful, 'cause now I can not resist ..."

"Ah I see, maybe 12 thousand BTU heat pump ..."

"Yes, a pump that stuff ..."

"Where we put him lady in the bedroom ..."

"No, I'm on the couch in the living room, I'm going crazy ..."

"Okay, we have a troop of boys camel in the area that could come to her in an hour or so we say ..."

"an hour, and those who resist, here you must come at once, which are all wet ..."

"You sweat a lot, and 'true, but with the function of dehumidification will see' that the sweat will not be 'more' a problem ... okay, let's send her to someone more 'as soon as possible ...."

"Yes, come on, hurry do not take it anymore '... me erected immediately, right?"

"Yes, sir, and without soil, work in the clean up of hygiene, that when we go almost does not notice that we have been, if not for the well-being that we finally brought lady in the house ... "

" Yes, Yes, come ... "

" So, madam, for the price, are 1800 euros, will understand ', offers special prices has ended now, there are only a few examples of great brand, but is money well spent ... "

Silvana reached orgasm with a howling animal so that Matthew terror 'really' sign ', Sign', but you're right? He 's success ...? If e 'for the price, we are meeting, in short, I understand that the figure is not' what she expected, but we find an agreement, and 'then she calls us with urgency ... "

Shock by a last gasp, Silvana regained control of the situation with incredible quickness ... "Er Price? Ah, yes ... but as ever Peruzzi to Totti to make Bruno Conti plucked 350 euros je me and ask me almost 5 Vorta many?"

"As I said lady, the specimens offered are sold out now, not 'matter of Totti or Peruzzi, and' we have cleared the stocks in a few hours ..."

Still shaken, Silvana try 'to give himself a countenance and voice set, trunk' short, "Dear you, under these conditions we have to think about, nothing but camel troops, and 1800 euros me Carzo all Centocelle Nightmare've put together ... you take advantage of moments of debbolezza, here is how you ... and then today pe 'is the orgies too hot, maybe you call in September, right? Goodbye "

Matthew-in-what-I-serve it look 'stunned the receiver for a good five minutes, then glances of a sales manager's advice' to hang up immediately to respond to another, accaldatissima buyer.

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Adventure # 24 - Sun, football, sex -

I walk soaking them 'where the light ripples of the sea crashing over the shore of Fregene went to tarry, Fabrizio was enjoying the spectacle of a public beach that, already' at 9 am that Sunday's meta 'in June, was filling with swimmers.

front of his eyes, he began to lay towels many colors and umbrellas provided free to spending the next triscount while radion postponed from 500 watts in stereo cacophony, the latest hit pop music and the usual advertising 'company of friends Ilario Ilario. On one side

dell'Arenile, a bunch of pimply teens, tattooed and cheerfully noisy, had hired the classic 4 against 4, porters steering wheels, so that cheered their hearts rather nervous as it makes those who would rather use that stretch of beach place the folding table with 30 seats and built-sedioline inflatable gazebo overlooking the snack noon 'based pajata and beans with pork rind.

"Of course it 's really a shame eh?" Fabrizio bump 'when Federica, fifty that seemed to be landing out of a microwave oven instead of' from the sun under the house, designer sunglasses, an improbable mane of purplish color and topless depressed as the ears of a cocker, it's next 'on the shore .
Trying to fix any point and still distant from the nipple puntante nadir of his sudden interlocutor, Fabrizio, who in order to see a little 'balloon would be willing to spend Sunday at the Don Orione, try' to take it to far.
"Well, boys are full of energy, and 'impossible to pretend that they are still ... it' s their way of life that youth 'of our restless times." Federica
straightened 'languidly the tiny iridescent green triangle that covered the inner thigh, then repeat: "It 's a shame, all right' ... Let's face it, my dear sir, in my time, all this desire to show off, to stay on the street , the noise of their own identity ', do not allow the mica could, eh ... everyone kept their pranks well hidden, and mica it was a performance of today ... "
Slightly annoyed by the turn of the speech so that the stench coming from the epidermis of Federico, a deadly mixture of perfume and suntan oil, Fabrizio replied ': "Well, I do not think that these guys are particularly noisy when we were kids that there was no way for the devilish traffic these days, we were always out, there was enough time and the ball flew so fast that often the mothers came to take us by the collar to bring us back home ... "

" Football? But my dear sir, I was talking about this carnival of Frocio Day, all 'sti smignottati masks around the center to declare that they prefer to do ingropparella each other instead of' courting a girl and undermine the opposite sex ... 'Precise' Federica, almost surprised that his speech was not immediately clear to his fellow footbath.

Fabrizio, clarified misunderstandings, I think there 's a bit up, then turned my gaze to the stars of soccer, and wonder 'languidly: "Of course the one with the crest and punk t-shirt Rocchi ..."

"Mbe '?" was surprised 'Federica' that each 'what? "

'Well, each' a certain style, a good ball control ... but look what a good race ... that ... that quadriceps movements ... and above all, that ass ... "

Federica 'bleaching', look 'sideways Fabrizio, then hiss' poisonous' Aho, but you also had a gay pederast reversed and pure on the other side, ricchione culorotto effeminate fag traitor der mankind without God? "

"But really ..."

"But see de annattene to fuck, is that you are to me is' wasting time!" While
Federica receded sculettando fearfully looking for a real man to hook up, a beautiful letter to be the cover of Max, with a detachment of the thigh by fainting and two ice cubes in hand, approached 'to Fabrizio flirtatious, with a South American accent by asking instant erection "that you CERTU I put a lasiare minutigno alone trying to do now with the lord Galleto, eh ... "

"But no, Veronique, you say ... we talked about football."

Fabrizio pop 'on the lips of superbacio a charming companion, took his Calippo and embracing it, they remained together for a moment to enjoy the morning breeze.

While the boy with the crest marked an extraordinary goal kick which sent but 'the ball to break against an unsuspecting bather bald, Fabrizio smiled thinking about what she said Vittoria knew there was the surprise in panties Veronique ...

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Adventure Number 23 - The Baptism of Chanel -

At the baptism of Chanel, Don Roberto was seen to present the whole family dressed for high maritozzi parade.

The father of the infant, maritozzi Gustavo, wearing an austere white striped gray pinstripe suit, shoe Church perforated by hand and regimental tie double knot on the volume to decorate the enormous thick neck.
Despite summer temperatures of those days in May, a record for the whole of Italy but especially in the capital, wore a red and yellow quilted authentic Basque pins of the Rose recently won the Italian Cup.

Irene Weller Mamma, Mamma called Panna (in maritozzi) had forced the once slender figure and now weighed down by the years, from 3 parts and especially from a strange diet of snacks, in a suit two sizes too big signing ' small, almost did it on purpose to make it even more 'generous decollete the' fourth measure softened by a thin white gold necklace which hung a bright platinum turtleneck of the Rome of the likely weight of a pound, with a generous ruby \u200b\u200binstead of the left eye .

The twins, Darius and Ubaldo, inseparable and indistinguishable to everyone, including parents, wore two outfits style with Little Lord Fauntleroy tight shorts knee socks in white lisle incredible pair of football boots studs of Diadora, created by the sponsor for Totti during the first leg of Maggica against Manchester United.

Don Roberto sigh 'flying on nourished and noisy group of relatives who filled the pews near the altar, silent' glares with the bend that had tentatively indicated by a small choir of the stage like "sucked, sucked it sucked big toe er, oh Chaneeeel sucked big toe er "and began to function. The young prelate

try 'in rapid sequence to ignore Mom cream, turned to the onlookers, turned the fertile Terga the tabernacle, and urged the parentame hola to reading the Old Testament, and likewise, pretended to nothing when, during the homily he made a timid appearance on a banner which bears the words "Chanel, prufumo of Champions," and swallowed 'the bitter cup even when , the liturgical rite of the Eucharist, bystanders pulled out from the most 'of the unthinkable massive loaves and dripping with ham and eggplant in olive oil and generous bottles of local novel.

But when I call 'maritozzi the source for the sacred rite of baptism, he had nearly a heart attack seeing the little Chanel wear, rather than' the canonical vestina white t-shirt number ten original Totti.

now reached the limits of endurance, immersed the pitcher in the sacred waters, fixed 'either spouses currant eyes, and water' plenty of head of child, uttering the fateful words "With the water Fontanone der der Gianicolo, I baptize you Delia as the coach that plunged the sacred limbs after a derby stradominato and swept, and you do 'er der Lord welcome in the house and even in North Bend. "

Then he closed the celebration with a blessing and rapid retreat 'of running in the sacristy, from which it came out', escorted by the police only after many many hours.

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Adventure Number 22 - DICO -

Arminia arrival 'at home, throwing' food from the ant on the shelf in the kitchen took off his shoes with a scissor kick worthy of Leo Junior (ex acrobatic Brazilian footballer who served 'in Pescara), then dip' at Dida (Oh well ', to Buffon, it should be) on the couch and a judicious touch of the index finger , tunes' on his favorite soap.

That day was the preposterous Ugo leaders 'immediately when he returned from the office for lunch, I see' bitterly that there was nothing to eat, and that his wife had not deigned to greet a rag.

'Weapons', ie 'within half an hour then I have to' work, not 'that there would be a little thing to warm up' on the fly that afternoon, what 'er weekly guide and I can not get' late ... "

Arminia the square 'corner of his eye, then with a very showy gesture turned off the old TV and modulating his voice beginning to art', 'I know' pe 'i say ". Hugh was not sure I understood well, but his wife urged ': "I know' to tell you, Hugh ... does not try to 'de Famme change' idea that I'm not around there helmet ..."
Not that Hugh was a top, but the bellicose intentions of his wife were evident as incomprehensible as the general context, so timidly try 'to find out what was concealed in the face of so much complacency and, above all, what the hell had to do with the speech with the his lunch break, already 'reduced by 5 minutes of good.
'Weapons', I'll be 'a little tired, but I also mica so' not, but ... if only it were that I know, a wurstelino a hamburgerino ago from 'brick and magnet, perhaps with a salad, then I should anna' at work ... "

" E nno ', my dear. From magna 'nun there' noffink noffink and we will 'from now on. 'Cause if we semo Famija a nun from the fact that you've never wanted to marry', mica and 'body .... my if you magna ', then you have me as guarantors' the same things as if we were married, that if you pija na me heart paralyzes Cassius accompany me to give the ... you to moje? or marry me then, or wait to say, and then I Talk to me again! "

Ugo try 'to identify with the role of good husband, and disguised nervousness post for a quiet life, I try' soft approach to the issue.
Weapons 'but I can do that there ... mica'm the government, I ... sti SAY they do, you'll see, but now also partners ar na pasta butter me would be fine ... I do not know 'ever been a co' many claims, I ... only in 20 minutes I passed novettredici er, and I also hope 'that there is traffic on the Triumphal nun ... Be bbona maybe there raggionamo tonight, feel er teleggiornale together and if we see you so 'agreed ... "
" None, I will be' de moje you did, but nisuno recognizes me, this role ... years of carzini holes, mutanne skids, tank tops sweat soaked from clotted, mountains of dishes to wash 'cause you retiring manner of dishes from paper ... me, who I recognize them? None? So enough, Arminia crosses his arms, and mo 'as we see you put ... "

Ugo blurt 'hit" And I will recognize them who the fuck me thirty years of mortgage pe' buy 'you the house of her grandmother, the rate der blender, Padre Pio pilgrims from them cost ar de at a Vartur Maurizzi them accounts of the masseuse and hairdresser de la, cellulite sessions paid as tribbuna Montemario na pe 'the Champions League, er ar 42-inch plasma TV pe' Quanno see if Love, which I call "But if quanno trumpet? " since the Famo yes and no ar na Vorta month and you only subscribe to Rigali Confidences ... eh? to me who the fuck I recognize them? Famo then you know that? that by pizza der today Friday 'evening you buy it ar supermarket, I me them wastes them deaf pe' anna 'er to see Milan in Athens, and that de Padre Pio you just do 'er poster you have stuck in bed all Cammera Vorta way that you touch me' from Famme er sign of the cross co 'quer brother who looks at me horny, that this' forieschi also fear that the framework and give me if ingroppi from behind ... "

his face purple, Ugo look 'at the clock, almost bleach' because 'it was now certain that he missed the bus to return to work, then rush 'out, slamming the door.

Arminia remained puzzled for a moment, then got up' hard off the couch, took the parannanza, and began to prepare the oxtail for dinner.

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Adventure # 21 - Don Joseph -

When , 5 minutes remaining, the number nine team Capodimonte extension students 'hand smartass in the penalty area and, in a swarm of legs, I find' the window of opportunity to settle a handful of rightness inserting the ball behind the goalkeeper Martin, team Local breaks out 'the ruckus.

The young referee, his face dotted with juvenile acne and physical a dervish, did not have time to validate the goals blatantly illegal that the linesman on the right, it Henry said Faciolo, usually with Sponge tasks of the premises, armed with rudimentary flag yellow, will catapult the 'rhythmically peppering him with bullets in the skull, while the linesman on the left, chose Solomon carers the visiting team, rushed against the old coach martani, and began to beat in unison with his colleague of the opposite end.

Meanwhile, in the field, had unleashed a manhunt, or the author of the vile act, that the face of the rules of fair play, was well placed to exult shamefully, as well as' special to show off the middle finger of right hand crowding to the public, in that torrid afternoon meta 'in April, the staircases of the small stage.

The most 'of them all was frantic Antonello, the talented striker (said to have also done some of the specimens with large corporations' professional North) who tried to hit so full of neck and right of the left internal - Its best foot - any portion of the body of the elusive enemy, while their peers began a painstaking hand to hand with all capodimontani owners and reserves, that came within range.

The uproar took place right under the astonished eyes of Don Joseph, also called Quartino very well known for his willingness to go beyond the use of wine in the Mass even 6 am.

The pastor, seeing all those guys that would suit the next day cooked by the altar boys beating each other of holy right, lost his usual spirit of Don Abbondio, and descended the steps two at the tribune, rushed 'too in the field, and began 'to divide the various contenders earning good results, a bit 'cause no one believed in his own eyes to see the gentle priest damned soul like a madman to separate the combatants, a bit' cause the sprinkler that he was brandishing a bad dog when he wisely declined the young skulls.

Within minutes, the process chaos ', and Don Joseph found himself' before the author of the crime, which had stopped the mischievous air and look closely at the tips of his shoes while the grim look of Don Jose stabs him by separately.

"My son, 'I'm around you made it big ... confess your sin, and you get on with Avemmarie 20 and 20 Our Fathers, and there is more if you think,' okay?" the apostrophe 'Quartino severely.

Don Giuse 'but I was like Maradona, the hand of God .. "

" Nun you dare 'to appoint' er name of God in vain wit 'you do veni' to do 'er altar boy every Sunday for a whole year ... "I threaten 'the priest while a well-aimed blow of sprinkler reduced to more than' myths claims the Ardone Faciolo which seemed to be willing to call into action the flag.

" But Don Giuse ', and if the referee' cecato mica and 'body of mine, I know' er striker and I have to put the ball acquired influence ...." I stammer 'complevole the air more and more' against ...

The priest approached 'the mouth to the ear of the center , and hiss': "And you ashamed of them handicapped approfittatte de, er nun you see that guy and 'a disabled person, you need to help him' and then the boyfriend on the I confess, and there I know what je combines ... and 'a pore disgrazziato, which dije er go' and 'irregular finimo game then what is' er twilight ... "As

whispered words reached the ears of Don Giuseppe dell'imberbe referee, who at that point approach 'to the priest and the penitent center forward, and quietly took the word: "Don Giuse', sorry, but I do not know cecato 'to noffink, and then you say in front of everyone, that this' horns ... but say davero, Giuse don '? "

The bishop put his hand on the shoulder of the young race director, and whisper 'paternally:" Dear boy, I do not know if you cecato, but and that only our Father 'in heaven can' know how you did not see that er flask was placed on the net with his hand smartass ... I am more 'that calls for de Samantha ago at this time, I have booked na' nice visit to the eye, which Sinno 'do not see the goal not only irregular, but not even realize you nun of that which you combine the' boyfriend ... er fijo do good, whistles punishment for the defense, he completed is playing, and then Go and make 'to see no' special ... er Moreover, if the system ... "The game

Marta - Capodimonte, star students, a punishment for shooting with the home team, and added 'to 90' without any significant action, closing at 0-0. L ' only thing the reporters pinned on your notebook, and 'the referee mysteriously had wept bitterly for all the final five minutes.

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Adventure Number 20 - Sunday naps -

The town lay quiet and lazy sun-browning of one of the most spring days' hot last millennium.

Peace Sunday, traditionally the hour dedicated to pennica, was disturbed by a loud bang that startled the first prominent belly, and then the whole body of Orestes, who had just found the right position on the deck with two seats placed strategically sheltered shade of a giant pine tree that was in a good exposure to trifacciale breeze.

Oreste barely emerged from the horizontal position, heading rapidly towards the network partition that separated his semi-detached house from the well-known local politician who years ago had decided to take up residence. As we approached, a new series of blows drill 'eardrums, awakening all the sacred numbness and nurturing a healthy evident from the murderous madness of nerves that stretch of the drawing' relieve a scratch on the thick neck.

when she pulled 'the branches of a begonia to peer into the near edge, rolled his Orestes' eyes, seeing that the cause of so much noise it was usually quiet and almost invisible Arsen, a handyman Romanian obviously no regular contract to keep you occupied order in the vast estate patron. Arsen
a rifle that had all the appearance of being true, and fired with rhythmic precision to a nearby bush proeittili that seemed just as real.

Oreste lost much of its boldness, but supported by the need for well-earned rest on Sunday, I find 'the courage to contact the Romanian confident of a break between pops and the subsequent ...

"Arsen, but what happens? I was taking a nap ... I can not believe this is the hour of pulling 'pheasants? What then are well out of the hunting season ..."

Arsen, surprised by the interruption, as if impallino 'foot, then put down the gun leaning against a nearby tree, and there was dappresso the fence.

"Arsen not shoot pheasants, but photographers

" As photographers, Arsen, but where you saw them sti 'photographers'

"It 's all day running around, and the owner has run' stew and told me to send them away, but they do not go, then I'll shoot "

" But is not it a bit exaggerated, it spouts an Arsen you returning, but who makes you do ... "

"Boss is angry 'cause he in the company and when in the company did not want photos photograph should then write to newspapers and magazines and owner did not want something bad bad thing"

"We understand, but also the master, and' married , has a family, has children, but that company is going to look, did you see Berlusconi that in order to have a party disguised as a rogue womanizer ... "

Arsen approached 'the network and then furtively whisper':" Here no females, female boss does not care ... here only omi, big fat .. "

rolled his Orestes 'eyes and struggled to hold back a laugh that spontaneous welling up in my throat at the thought of the enormity' who had just told Arsen. Curious as a godmother to the market, then , I try to 'get rid of the Romanian trying to persuade him to desist from the backside with some holes in regard to the risk of finding themselves in a few hours at customs.

Arsen scroll' shoulders and nodded, 'then said goodbye' by with a greeting from the incomprehensible , and walked away 'from the network partition.

now Orestes was in full rut to find out what happened in the adjacent mansion, so forget 'the much needed nap, ran into the house, will bring the' Nikon zoom telescopic and start 'crawling along the fence looking for a point of observation which would allow him to spy on both obviously very close to Mr.

coupling the fullest extent of the network, they blend 'unlikely gicantesca behind a Yucca, and scratching his face with sharp leaves, frame it' the back of the house of his neighbor.

Zoom's carry 'the surreal scene of an impromptu soccer field, carrying bags and other items to form the poles of unlikely doors, on which, under the scorching sun, 10 Assatanate were obviously playing a game with friends.

His famous neighbor, decorated like a Christmas tree - a complete original team, strictly acetate - was clearly the more 'frantic company, and ran waving and waving as Falcao carried over very long - none of whom knew the 'there,' cause apparently mystified by wig - as the national flag parades into the square.

Among the disappointed and amused, Orestes was to capture the sequences 'hilarious, when in the net peeped Arsen's double, behind which the Romanian had more' Rambo that the appearance of those of the usual placid laborer.

"You want me to make you stay forever in the shadow of a yucca?

Despite its size, Oreste sketch 'away like a lark and after a few seconds he returned with four of clubs on his deck, trying to convince himself that he had a bad dream, while far resumed at regular intervals as the tolling of the bell country, bursts of gunfire Arsen.

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Adventure Number 19 - Lucky Numbers? -

rushed Nipple 'like a fury inside the center of SNAI Viale Tirreno, and they' find us' as usual Pirsing, who was playing his usual triple the horses.

Pirsing was a friend Nipple of a lifetime, and he only had a look to see what passed in the hair of the cervix drinking companion of a thousand, but this time the eyes of nipples were very spirited beyond 'of the alcohol detectable, so' Pirsing is incurable 'point to lose sight of the monitor that postponed the race of his pupil Gerovital and cautious approach all'agitatissimo friend.

'Comp', who you going? Seems to have swallowed na lizard alive. "

"Other than living lizard, I'm around and 'tough ... mo' lasseme loses I have to pick at all costs' na Finnish Hockey martingale, which in 10 minutes by closing your bet me."

"Accitua, mo ' well as the Finnish hockey games you ... and that there capischi de hockhey Finnish, if you never miss out on Montesacro pe 'do' er military ... "

" Nun ce understand a shit, Oh well '? but me I have to play ', that is if I'm not flying I played ar' ruined ... "

" You play well, but as you play, I explain why, throughout st'acredine pe 'er game, and that you no 'du crowns put on plays at home maggica quanno heart Messina, then not even win ... "

Nipple took 50 euros from the pouch, handed them to the cashier and received the advice of triumphant bet, then without saying a word the trusted friend took his arm and take it 'in the more' out of the room, taken from two coke vending machine, and after a long drink, with regular stain to color on the plush indefinable look 'fixed Pirsing with the conspiratorial air: "I wanted to Pirsing ... and the nun had ever done!"

"And what you dreamed of six, on Cape '? Li nummer? Then you had to play' ar lot ..." Pirsing said astounded that already 'understood the bad habit and he yearned to reposition themselves in front of the monitor of horseracing.

"And you know that I 'wanted to see them ... but Nummer Nummer nun had to play', was a de nummer phone ..." Just enough time to

sgargarozzarsi the last drops of Coke, and nipples, right in the outing, went on 'his story.

"Me so 'svejato co' sti Nummer head, and as a nun I know, I know 'shot in the round until I nun nun arzato the phone and I did er nummer. Risponne Me na hoarse voice, like the one that makes 'you sister ... and inzomma al'144 quanno works, nun knew dije, but eventually began to mumbles' du 'words instead of attaccamme er .. this phone down and give me der maniac, I began to be' string and inzomma time half an hour and a bit if semo data ar conoscese Mushroom pe ... "

"I bet that was a gate as you 'cousins" interrupted his friend, already' selfless deeds by erotic shows.

"But that gate and gate, as was bbona matriciana de grandmother you ... me if you have any pull co 'na miniskirt axillary and patches that bobbing as the ringleaders of those canetti that your father takes floor sur de la 128 ... seize my arm as if though we have always known, and brings me a magna 'na pizza them' neighbor, who nun so 'I miss that pizza I got ... "

" Na pizza' n face quanno jai put hand on him! "giggled 'Pirsing.

" But of that. Er pay account, and I find myself arinturcinato acquired influence in the lenzola nun who know my own, 'cause these clean eren de cool, in the midst of a troiaio de de ass and tits that pareveno mortiplicasse them as they loaves and fishes ... "

"Nun me 'that made you arisuscita 'Lazzero well ... "the sfotte' Pirsing

" A Pirsing, nun and 'er de time kids' ... that here and 'er started drama "

" drama such as ER, Cape' ... na you're made of rich leather, nun me it seems so bad for someone who goes on to give Zaganelli day and 'the Berlin wall fell er! "

" And no, Pi' ... because 'er next day if semo revised arisemo vintages Piassa ar na nonsense coffins, and then aridanghete ... and so 'er next day er day after that, and again, and I know inzomma' magnum and 15 days without thrombus fermamme never "

" and Nun are you happy? "

" And no, Pirsing, nun so 'happy not even pe' noffink because 'co' I am sexual disorder nun me so 'de na noticed something fundamental ... "

" And that, in Cape'...?"

"That all magnate ste, ste pizzas, restaurants sti, sti snacks ar bare, I've paid all at Pirsing .... is painful 'cost na fortunately, is history, and nun what' more 'na lira miss pe' weep ... that 's why, if sti Finnish fucking nun der er do their duty, as well venneme touches me er de bed house ... "

Pirsing was already tired, and I can not find' nothing better than saying," Armenian nun dreams more 'de nummer phone, Cape'..."

not leaders' ever the reason for the close friend sketch 'out of the local prey to a sudden outburst of tears, while Gerovital crossed the finish line last, and the favorite of the Finnish ice hockey match ended their home match with a loud, resounding , impronosticabile defeat.