Er flaggello this millennium, er bacillus more 'virulent de Ebbola, more' contagious der smallpox, the most slothful of a moje unfaithful, and 'er no doubt social networking. Sneaky as
Luciano Moggi, and 'party with minimal symptoms that concerned initially a very limited number of subjects, mainly located in the banking and finance North American headquarters. These genes doped
finance, mortgage heart-pounding, my father died of funding, as they were beautiful in their place of work safe der aura and opulence in which scureggiavano, fancazzeggiavano in search of old companions of class to boast of the pool Three tracks with nymphets including newly installed in their magnificent view of Hollywood plot, then of course Spigno ar old friend from class, forgotten but always with de paycheck, er sneaky fraudulent investment. As a good
trojan, virus er diffonnese then started from the upper classes 'wealthy but not so much crowded with the much larger' number of the poor bastards. Taking advantage of technological change, er fredifrago bacterium soon took control of the situation perfectly adapted to its surroundings, from the i-phone to the BlackBerry handheld.
Migration from the homeland of Obama to that of Bergonzi, shouting "Yes We Can, and 'been a while. And so 'the phenomenon of social networks and' landed quickly in all corners of the world, and could not fail to install a nice strain of tough ones in the beautiful country which, with its Mediterranean climate has encouraged the spread of the epidemic. Er
more 'badass virus and SN' er undoubtedly famous, I would say famiggerato FaceBook, which de FB later renamed for simplicity's sake 'and also' cause I only scrivelo holes are all the side effects and possibbili immagginabbili, dall'eczema to balbuzzie ....
FB 'to arrive in Italy as a stowaway. There are also legends about ghostly nights spent ar de Lampedusa refugee center, but there are nun documentary evidence of such a step. De is the fact that at some point I'm FB has run 'found libber de circulation' and took hold of 'in a cross on all levels of society and society of the country. Li
first to hit it so 'obviously they were geeks der hit' them games multiplayer maniacs and fanatics de emoticons in Messenger. Sti subjects, already 'debbilitati from long nights in wins 'enemy territory on Travian, monsters to fight them on the World Of Warcraft or bombs' Strange Town 'checkered Netropolis up, so' inevittabbilmente been infected and affected by their counterparts from the four corners of the globe and persuaded to join the their group on FB. Four
data on the cross, and the game was er done: without even sape 'as, er virus' came as a guest sleeper sti de ner body playful. Der virusse healthy carriers, the subjects began to curious 'er beam and have charm of Pokes, the majority of the Gifts, the exhilarating pangs of growth of vampires, the virtual drinks, parking abbusivi; found bands of wars, the' immancabbile poker, polls them, how beautiful you are, lover who you are, thrombus left or right? Nummer who you are, Vasco de song that represents me ... In short
er der virusse took possession more human side debbole 'spread: vainglory. A force of 150 glaciers of intelligence can see that (but you should certainly quarche veni '), that if I'd be a footballer Pele', which thrombi as Rocco Siffredi and six in two weeks you bought a corner near the station to cease in war de band thee 'came Voja de invite' them cousins \u200b\u200balso, them relatives, old friends, eg faje see how much you cool 30 years later. Er
virus has run 'turned suddenly and synchronously: all set to charge' photos, to invite 'them to contacts, manna' diggitali kisses and hugs ... and a some point, those who had not yet been infected, has run 'found surrounded by a demented before je mannaveno texting, and now all of a sudden, they say je je lasceno a message on FB. But who
'er typical person with virusse give, as if he recognizes?
give the affected individual virus, and 'de indifferently male or female, but er behavior resulting from infection and' substantially different. Er de
male patient if some 'definitions' -tured SNA: SNA and' the acronym of Social Networking Addict (manic de FB, essentially), and instead tured 'more' prosaic vernacular for someone who is Roman if you stop in your home or office and connect to FB as the sole de raggione life.
The SNA-tured fact put FB as the home page of your computer, and has a tendency to distaccassene nun ever. The illness led him to connect to FB almost 24 hours on 24, during which the subject recites on its bulletin every stage of his wretched existence, without neglecting the details more 'gory such as "I have diarrhea," "I wash my feet and eat a bite "and" A kiss to all my FB friends! I love you this morning! "
The subject and 'convinced that the only one able to search for videos on YouTube, and link 120 is guilty of a day to make you hear and see rare items such as "In The Name Of Love" by U2 and "Ape Maia".
often spouting nonsense and if autocommenta, and check all the time if it has received comments on his latest bullshit autocommentata.
When the person in question comes to declaim on their wall is starting to Mauritius but "Let's Keep In Touch, they've a Wi-Fi Connection on the beach!", Then it soon becomes clear that the disease has degenerated, in these cases, the suggestion would be to remove it from friends, 'cause you risk telling you the details of the attacks of "Montezuma's Revenge" which is guaranteed to grieve for his entire stay abroad, forcing him among other things, the property is' absolute and therefore to the continued presence on FB. Er de
sick female behavior instead has a much more 'specific and concrete.
While he exhibited with unexpected disregard the fact that it has joined the groups " I do it with everyone, and you? " Fellatio and Prejudice "" Last night I pretended but this afternoon that he works lighthouse 'on serious ", the other symptoms of the disease return a female subject who seeks old friends in the medium to see if the cellulite and 'democratic or Manichean.
of particularly dry extrafamiliari interpersonal relationships are affected by the need 'to have everyone, but all of their contacts, but his wife SNA-tured. The excuse of wanting to feel "uncontrolled" reinforces the certainty of course, by of distortion, that there would be something to check, but the distortion tends to underestimate the potential 'of the virus and supersedes to a quiet life. In the women's individual
FB takes very real boundaries: old school friends, previously unattainable, then a click away, suddenly become indispensable opportunities for returnees, group dinners, slumber party, and other momentous events. The effect of rejuvenation
viruss on female subjects and 'quite substantial, so that the terminal ill come back to dress pants corduroy wide, Tolfa All Stars and mythical, like in high school.
not seem to exist viruss of natural enemies, the most 'skeptics say that the epidemic will die 'in the short to collapse, and some of them are now enrolled in FB to be able to recite all, in fact autoinfettandosi themselves.
The only remedy so far tested and working to heal the infection and 'to detonate it at full power: when people who have not visited for years, contacted by FB and involved in unlikely returned full of enthusiasm, you will be presented' front and squared up and down will make 'jokes about panzetta on cellulite, the bald, the shoe mold or whatever, you'll remember why you stopped attending centuries ago and the next day you will begin to remove a bit' with people from your group of friends boundless distorted.
