Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Mens Waxing Philadelphia

Adventure Number 39 - The announcement -

Alfredo When he read the small advertising '"Il Messaggero" announcement, it seemed entirely possible, sketch' standing from his chair, put on 'the first things that actually happened at hand, including a couple Pigorini Museum of underpants and a pair of socks that the test of carbon-14 would have to shout to the miraculous discovery, like the ruins of Troy, to be clear ...

was a beautiful sunny day, and although it was winter now advanced, Alfredo do not hesitate 'to jump in the saddle Vespone sugar paper, surplus of high school, and rushing at full speed' (if 50 per hour downhill spitting could be called that) to the Olympic Stadium.

There is no much at the beginning of the big match of the season, and around the "ball" was already 'a bustle of bancarellari, touts, bomber boys in choirs and order, cops in riot gear and all the varied humanity' that you can 'meet around a stadium before a match. The

Vespone had the good taste of what seemed to really exhale their last breath in front of ISEF, so that Alfredo did not care 'not to fix it with the chain, and with great care against a appoggiatolo Smart4U (the stand was disappeared years earlier by his natural accommodation, and had never been replaced), rushed 'to the Curva Sud
Once in the vicinity' of the ticket, pulled the newspaper from his back pocket and carefully reread the announcement: "And 'Sunday? Do not have a ticket to the game? No problem, come to the stadium and come from behind, comfortable and unhurried .." followed by a cell phone number. Alfredo

I type 'sequence nervously, and as soon as he was told, attack' a machine gun, "Look I call eg 'the announcement even know' already 'here, I beg you, give it away to me nun ce so' scapicollato , nun and 'a matter of money, just like me saying I recognize that I arrive at the mouth and muffled heart Famo beam the deal ... "

A female voice on the other side replied reassuringly:" No te worries Tessoro that here there is room for everyone, if you have money there and 'problem ... "

" Yes, yes, I've brought them the deaf, of course that if some' enter 'from behind even if risparambia quarche thing, I know' just in case there is also athletic, they should FA 'quarche acrobbazzia I know' ready, I chiameno er tightrope walker, chiameno me ... "

" Ammore you enter you from behind and no 'but you save six soon as you see that tells you to enter and find a seguro nice little place warm, cozy, clean, and then six athletic and no 'problem rather is' even more' fun, so what do you come?!? "

" E nun as I am, I already 'know' virtually come, I'm 'already' here at the stadium and I know 'comes from all anxious', she tells me where you meet me if I come je do 'them deaf and I go after du' seconds'
The voice on the other side broke into a giggle and continuous' persuasive: "And no there 'mica I need you to run away do not you hurry back here to you is the second fence in front of the ticket H and I will be there with my camper too, that you enter you look! "

" Avoja I've got it quickly, nun wait to enter de ', which aspetteme arive. "

Alfredo closed suddenly the phone, ran to the ticket H, known 'parked near the trailer immediately and rushed there' literally inside.
The sight of Joy, born Hermes, transsexual Brazilian middle-aged 'and the huge tits, the clear 'misunderstanding immediately where he fell to get the itch to watch the game, the tickets were sold out for weeks. A quick glance at the clock, and an even more 'Rapid tits Joy / Hermes, made him realize that now for the game were gone' hopes, but saw that there was, I might as well pay the ticket .. . to enter from behind.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

How Much Subaru Airbags

Adventure Number 38 - Er derby -


After 'na week of passion
spent smashing
any time now' mbriacato de television
s'accinse to prepare eg 'I organize the event

' 'na dinner pe 'moje
the "I know' all women who come there to do '?"
"This' which was a cold wind toje me, I can not even talk
maybe'..."

concealing a mock sorrow
said to his daughter which he had promised
"This 'a bump here hemorrhoidal ar ar cinema you sit
but then there anna' the same .. "

Cor grandfather was instead 'na
walk took him aside and treacherous
je said that a Russian wanted increased
sollevaje er jockstrap

The socera was greater than that scojo
pe' fregalla ce vo 'a magician
je touch 'ar draws his portafojo
arigalaje a drink and weekends at the lake

Quann'era all right and settled
assumed an air of melancholy and a bit' against
quanno but all had left the flat seemed
de born in Nova

life was like a sprinter in the kitchen when preparing
'du' string all'arabbiata

stocked wine cellar and shot 'holes in a light wine vintage

Quanno was filled like a wild boar had now reached the
' hours coveted
turned on the TV sur diggitale
and prepares' to enjoy the game.

Here are the gladiators
field bleachers overflowing with them
scarves and flags of other people, music and colors
adrenaline up like noffink

Here er whistle Daje! Daje! Daje!
is already 'there' as a lama who sputazza
faje must honor those maje!
Famo them as many blacks as Obama

But if the attacker convoluted
being stretched in area
je de rigor seemed to 'na door creaked and
Arzo' the eyes pe 'discover' the author

and outward vision j'apparve
de 80 kilos of harlequins
that 'despite the organization
he had forgotten his Bisognin der ...