Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Coach,canada,bufflo,outlet

Adventure # 29 - Cattle -


"Coccyx, Cumpa 'wax glaciers that bad!"
Sisto get up 'eyes from the half empty glass of beer and fixed' for a moment Ubaldo almost without seeing him. The restaurant, pompously called "The Cow rags" had alleged austerta 'a smoky Irish pub, even though the poster of the glue Ferilli shirt Totti showed beyond doubt that there was Feroniana in the countryside, just outside Rome.
At 9 am, the place was teeming with Albanians and Romanians in their intent-based beer and breakfast sandwiches with bacon rolled up, and some local customer in spite of the current anti-smoking regulations in public places, you refreshed your lungs with a good national team without the filter.
"Coccyx, Cumpa that we do here at st'ora ciavar nun da da ... 'coppery olive water?" Finally

Sisto began wearily to fire Ubaldo, before replacing watery eyes in the mug of beer, which plunged into the 'nose and from which emerged only when the same was not left a thin layer of foam.

Sisto clean 'very well the chin with the sleeve of his jacket rumpled, and she replied' wearily to his interlocutor, who meanwhile had ordered the drink of the house, "Lu Glass' nfocato" strange mixture of beer, ginger, chilli and Aperol "A Uba 'today lasseme nun who loses there' tripe pe 'cats ... mo 'if you like it if scolamo na birozza in peace, not to mention' de country, de beasts of labor, and then I run that I have of anna 'to do' a visit to Varmontone .. "

" Ihhhhh, Cumpa ', and that thee' never happened ... You got fired from lavuru lu? Nun you worry ', ie that' the means parendi there 'always put nell'azzienna de Famija, eg' luck will always crack Christians and there is always a bon cassamortaro commodo ... is pure you 'you're a bricklayer, er I'll trade' mpari easy, and if everything risorve .... as the motto says, er de Famija "Mori you laugh you weep so died the same!"

"None, but fired and fired me ... maybe lu master license, which I'm working de Pijama think if I would like nun sape 'gnende ... "
" But because' that work has taken issue? The construction de lu Novu cambusanto behind the Ferchar? "
" Aho, but you seem to think the dead ... maybe Fusse campusantu lu, maybe ... and 'much worse, much, much worse ... "

Ubaldo at this point was really intrigued, so the order' even a mug of beer for his sad friend (also half cousin, 'cause his sister in-law's nephew moje), and go back 'to the attack: "Mo' peggiu campusantu to the Ferchar de lu ... coccyx Cumpa ', and that will' never, un'antra aggenzia de cassamortari? Nun me 'who build n'antra that competition is now co touches the dead accaparrasseli Live from ... Penza vojo ago that I 'a special promotion: the coffin in bare ownership' ... you buy it today, pay less de quanno you're dead, and more 'you're young and the less you pay ... "

Sisto gulp' beer almost entirely lift 'eyes anymore gil arrosoir air angry and blurt' "but gnudi property 'and cemeteries and funeral ... and 'no stage, it seems,' and 'no' stage novo novo.
"Fresh, the stadium ... and agreements shall be that there is 'a co Varmontone' stadium novo ... Promozzione nun play in? Ciavranno yes and no 'two hundred sciamanna pe' sees matches Valmontone de lu .. "

" E 'n fact nun and' pe Valmontone lu, lu stage ... but nun newspapers you read them, it seems'? E 'pe' the lasso ... "A breath
acid was only partly due to" Lu Glass 'nfocato ", Rote' votricosamente along the larynx Ubaldo, who does not believe his ears:" The Jokes? But thou tell the population that Lasso de la Serie A, the one that played the Copa de li Cambion, the de Chinaglia Maestrelli Piola Gascoigne Nedved Casiraghi Peruzzi Pandev Rocchi Oddo Nesta Rubens ErCileno Reccecconi Wilson Pulici ... "
..." and all of them leading to lu mejo mortacci campusantu, sine, the lasso, the lasso population in Uba '... it seems that there Lotito vo 'build' stage novo Varmontone lu, lu, and since my boss is there ammanicato who knows him through the de RadioRadio, inzomma dovemo anna 'to do' nu lu-spot near the exit motorway, make them indove Flames fireworks .. "

" Coccyx, Cumpa ', but this' na bomb news updates ... but it seems that if you do lots of the lasso in Valmontone, many deaf Gireno over there ... "

to hear of his pragmatism, Sisto exploded:" Deaf? And you in front of a hundred years and more 'I speak of the glorious history lazziale de deaf? And there quanno pijera 'ass for all the boot' cause semo years to play 'indove pascemo sheep, you do count the deaf? But you realize that the figure be inscribed, demmerda internetional level, the laughter of them cousins \u200b\u200binstead we ask gajardetto der na form of cheese, that 'nvece of them listed on the Milan Borza de ce ar Varmontone Outlett be traded, and quanno we go away we will say that Famo transhumance ... you are 'de worst issue, stu de cazzu de ce vo Lotito who' do 'becomes' well you Burini nerve blood semo de nobbili origgini .. I do not care and it builds my master lu lu Varmontone stage and there is also the same from guadambia 'na Fortunately, I have the honor of the lasso my nun ce miss the exchange eg' all the gold der Monaghan. "Slamming the
glass on the table, Sisto jumped up and let 'the room under the gaze unaware of most of the attendees, who, as all immigrants, they did not understand anything of his rant.
Ubaldo purposes' with its quiet drink, order 'another, then pull' out a notepad and a pencil stub, and I begin 'unlikely to make calculations on what would have made the company move its tombstones and coffins in the vicinity 'of the new stadium Biancocelesti, where he was sure he had a fantastic return on investment. He remembered well as a new promotion: who had bought a box "Forza Lazio", would receive complimentary subscription to the Curva Nord. A life.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Why Does My Newborn Have So Much Phlegm

Adventure Number 28 - Annunciation -





The Intergalactic Council of the Great Old is open 'in full regalia. The
Sconcerts , strange animals neck top that is actually the Tribune release for the event, had linked their pseudopodia to the terminals of registration: through them every single detail of the Council decisions were literally shot to the four corners of the galaxy, coded in different languages \u200b\u200band languages \u200b\u200bof many sentient races from the planet Kakoni Hristo with their phoneme heroic verse lame races of aracnomorfe planets range Kapitan, whose alphabet was a sequence of constant spray of saliva with high alcohol content.
is estimated that since the Old Man, His Magnificence Don Adons Azur the planet, would recite in open Council would be heard, received, stored, written and applauded by some sixteen million trillion individuals, belonging to innumerable sentient races of the Intergalactic Federation Celeste ( FIGC).
As soon as only five of Cover Ciano, the red planet chosen as the venue of the event when the center of the galaxy and as such also the residence of the Intergalactic Council, you were aligned to form the symbol of Olimpia, the noise 's Hymn Mam Eli, played in unison by the protuberances of the inflorescence of the Planet Meistersinger Nabuco invaded the wide valley facing each of the Town Council. More 'than two million humanoids, quadrupeds, reptiles, amphibians, insects and fish, representing the Planets FIGC , their enthusiasm broke out in a blaze of whistles, barks, curses and cacophony produced by the most 'unexpected orifices. When
pero 'il Vecchio Don Adons appeared in the top of the stairs of the building, surrounded by multicolored robes of the Virgin pompom Planet Elkan, the atmosphere freezes' in a thick and unnatural silence of waiting. The Lord Chamberlain
Gal Ian struck the ground with the American nerka , universal symbol of fertility ', and all those present supported the equivalent of the buttocks on the floor of which were equipped with humanoid, while all the FIGC audience pulverized all records ever set in the past, including that which stood for millennia, he had seen to tune into the cinematic masterpiece " Jenna the conquest of Mars 'nearly half' of the population of FIGC . It was then that Don
Adons spoke, uttering the fateful words " HERMA JO Jokat HOURS DERMO nNOS KI AMAFRA NCES COTOTTI .

And it started the festival.

[From "Chronicles Series, Book One, Chapter V -" Genesis "]