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Adventure No. 26 - The Super Dog -

"favors document and driver's license!"

sheepishly, Joseph consign 'Capretta appointment as required, and I play' mentally Avemmarie two and two Our Fathers with eyes fixed on the statue of Padre Pio that air smiling fraternally embraced those of his wife and daughters on the dash of old biscuit color Duna gone bad.

After the ritual control, the appointment back Capretta 'gruff air by Joseph, giving back the documents and announcing the fatal news: "I'll give the minutes does not turn on the machine and will not fall!"

Joseph hint 'to a timid protest: "But as the verbal, general, that offense I committed, I'm' a 60 hour on provincial, not so 'past red heart, I passed the wrong direction ... I did noffink generates'..."
"What the general and overall, first of all I know 'a simple note, and then we know exactly what they did ... and thank God that the nun to the police headquarters, and that je do the minimum fine provided, but only because today 'and' the birthday of Ms. Capretta, then that would be my wife ... "
" And I would have done, poor me, Commis' ... I'm slowly working to 'de morning at 6 ... "The lance

Capretta start' to lose patience:" And we know very well that you did, which is on the road there are more 'telecammere that Cinecitta' You got pinched while and, after Tamoil er, you opened the door and you've downloaded the poor beast pe 'road, and then you've annato ... n'antro six of those phenomena that if the first falls in love der dog, then flayed end of the first Ciavatta abandon him, eg 'street, irresponsible nun six more ... almost almost there you harbor, the police station, if you insist to make 'er cunning ... "

Joseph took a strange air-understanding, support' hand on the sleeve of the uniform of his interlocutor, and try 'to explain:" Ah, and 'p' Zebra ... my dear lieutenant, but that nothing but an abandonment of national poor beast, and 'was an exorcism .. "

" First of all thee already' told you I 'pinned ... ... and then abandons an exorcism 'a dog pe' way? But to me you're kidding? "

" No, chains, 'but I take around ... my face says'.... see, I know ' a huge fan de la Juve ... my home in the living room instead of quarche crust or offset, that 'a lot of photos of the great characters juve, since de Sivori Der Piero from' drinking from the bird ... "

L ' Pinned Capretta motioned to his partner on patrol to bring out the alcohol test, even if it was the first time he saw certain effects of wine on a driver, and began 'to think that Joseph had foo glue or other hallucinogenic substances, but Joseph did not give up: "So Marescia''must sape 'and' I'm dog cia 'of paranormal powers, and' na species of demon ... will 'that abbitamo in Testaccio, but it's beast brings bad luck, and I have scientifically proven ... "

"Look, but glaciers de Voja kids'..."

"No, but kids' ... and all 'started last year ... Zebra, which had nothing to do ever show' cause there is a constant smell of ammonia that I'm moje de lava floor er salon du 'ar Vorta days ... well, it comes, and the first thing he does, from' na lick the photos of Moggi .. "

"Embee 'that will' never, usually as ar, er nun and you dirty dog \u200b\u200byou wear holes' cause not long screwdriver, and then abandoned in the middle of the road ..."

"What dirty, filthy, learned, 'Zebra' more 'polite de Eriksson ... do you think makes the bathroom and then you poop ar door er roll of paper in his mouth iggienica pe' pulije er ... ok, ' ... well, I see that 'is to lick the photos of Moggi and I also think it's a gesture of affection, je na pat I'm a dog that I think proves' love Juventus ... and instead Banfi, du-time 'days and for me encase Moggi Calciopoli ... "

' ok, 'but this and' good luck ..."

"What bad luck and bad luck, well I will 'to them' nun ciavar noticed ... er next day but I'm living in hell and I arientra slinguazza Bettega and Giraudo ... aribanfete and, if I suck as well ... These two "

" But davero? "

" Yes, you must be a nun and then to 'na co lavatina' saliva to the photo de Pessotto and that if you throw in less de 24 hours by the window? quanno ago and 'pretending to be from' the leg to Lapo ekan here is that what if they drink the orgy co pe 'li transsexuals ... "

The lance-Capretta, who secretly hid a horn 10 cm in underwear and that the superstitious believe it all right, I meditate' on the bottom of the matter and Then, unexpectedly, liquid 'Joseph with a terse "OK, now I go back and raised by' your lucky day."

As soon as Joseph was dispelled to the horizon, the representative of Praise you sling 'in the car, parts 'rocket under the eyes and mouth stunned fellow' the first exit, shooting the road in the opposite direction and after 5 kilometers finally saw Zebra, with his tongue hanging out, it being the place where Joseph had the thankless downloaded.

Without uttering a word, the constable went 'to take the poor animal and load' in the car.

When his colleague asked him 'if you wanted to take him to the kennel, he simply' to respond, "But that kennel and the kennel, it is '... bbona mo' it home, remove all the pictures and there Maggica Juve attack those of de year ... have you ever seen ...."

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Adventure Number 25 - Cli ... M'Attizza ... Tori -

When Silvana get up 'and saw that the thermometer in pewter on the belief that dominated the hall marked 35 degrees, he recovered miraculously from postprandial torpor.

now weary and tired, I grab 'the hand slides clammy the cordless and dialed furiously toll of a famous company that broadcast the Roman pounding the Maronites promoting air conditioners every 30 minutes to fabulous price of legend, including taxes, installation, transportation and sensational radio float pool in tribute to the first 10 calls.

Miraculously, the phone returned the 'dial tone, but the enthusiasm for the unexpected collapse of luck' to respond immediately to the ground when he was a cute little voice, distorted by the background of "The jerseys, which apologized but all operators were busy at the moment, then threatening to lose his right to life if you dared to attack, and that it was much better if you was placing the receiver to your ear, fixing it with duct tape in order to communicate with the first human being available. Despite expectations aborrisse

telephone, Silvana made of necessity 'virtue' and arranged a standby inevitable.

A little 'heat, a little' that finds himself alone in the house had been able to grant a smutandata history, is' and not like ', was a virtue of the fact that between' jerseys Music and an ultimatum of pre-recorded voice that reminded her not to hang up, Silvana found himself 'to titillate obscenely intimate parts, moving more and more' frantic, they stop just to go to convoluted with the nipples swollen now but to fall back, insistent and rhythmic, to soothe and stimulate the growing pleasure.

was so 'that dripping with sweat and the edge of climax, Silvana said, panting in Am-Matthew-in-what-I-serve it with a eroticissimo: "Do not take it anymore'..."

"I understand ma'am, with the hot weather these days ..."

"I desperately need something big and powerful, 'cause now I can not resist ..."

"Ah I see, maybe 12 thousand BTU heat pump ..."

"Yes, a pump that stuff ..."

"Where we put him lady in the bedroom ..."

"No, I'm on the couch in the living room, I'm going crazy ..."

"Okay, we have a troop of boys camel in the area that could come to her in an hour or so we say ..."

"an hour, and those who resist, here you must come at once, which are all wet ..."

"You sweat a lot, and 'true, but with the function of dehumidification will see' that the sweat will not be 'more' a problem ... okay, let's send her to someone more 'as soon as possible ...."

"Yes, come on, hurry do not take it anymore '... me erected immediately, right?"

"Yes, sir, and without soil, work in the clean up of hygiene, that when we go almost does not notice that we have been, if not for the well-being that we finally brought lady in the house ... "

" Yes, Yes, come ... "

" So, madam, for the price, are 1800 euros, will understand ', offers special prices has ended now, there are only a few examples of great brand, but is money well spent ... "

Silvana reached orgasm with a howling animal so that Matthew terror 'really' sign ', Sign', but you're right? He 's success ...? If e 'for the price, we are meeting, in short, I understand that the figure is not' what she expected, but we find an agreement, and 'then she calls us with urgency ... "

Shock by a last gasp, Silvana regained control of the situation with incredible quickness ... "Er Price? Ah, yes ... but as ever Peruzzi to Totti to make Bruno Conti plucked 350 euros je me and ask me almost 5 Vorta many?"

"As I said lady, the specimens offered are sold out now, not 'matter of Totti or Peruzzi, and' we have cleared the stocks in a few hours ..."

Still shaken, Silvana try 'to give himself a countenance and voice set, trunk' short, "Dear you, under these conditions we have to think about, nothing but camel troops, and 1800 euros me Carzo all Centocelle Nightmare've put together ... you take advantage of moments of debbolezza, here is how you ... and then today pe 'is the orgies too hot, maybe you call in September, right? Goodbye "

Matthew-in-what-I-serve it look 'stunned the receiver for a good five minutes, then glances of a sales manager's advice' to hang up immediately to respond to another, accaldatissima buyer.