Monday, May 14, 2007

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Adventure Number 22 - DICO -

Arminia arrival 'at home, throwing' food from the ant on the shelf in the kitchen took off his shoes with a scissor kick worthy of Leo Junior (ex acrobatic Brazilian footballer who served 'in Pescara), then dip' at Dida (Oh well ', to Buffon, it should be) on the couch and a judicious touch of the index finger , tunes' on his favorite soap.

That day was the preposterous Ugo leaders 'immediately when he returned from the office for lunch, I see' bitterly that there was nothing to eat, and that his wife had not deigned to greet a rag.

'Weapons', ie 'within half an hour then I have to' work, not 'that there would be a little thing to warm up' on the fly that afternoon, what 'er weekly guide and I can not get' late ... "

Arminia the square 'corner of his eye, then with a very showy gesture turned off the old TV and modulating his voice beginning to art', 'I know' pe 'i say ". Hugh was not sure I understood well, but his wife urged ': "I know' to tell you, Hugh ... does not try to 'de Famme change' idea that I'm not around there helmet ..."
Not that Hugh was a top, but the bellicose intentions of his wife were evident as incomprehensible as the general context, so timidly try 'to find out what was concealed in the face of so much complacency and, above all, what the hell had to do with the speech with the his lunch break, already 'reduced by 5 minutes of good.
'Weapons', I'll be 'a little tired, but I also mica so' not, but ... if only it were that I know, a wurstelino a hamburgerino ago from 'brick and magnet, perhaps with a salad, then I should anna' at work ... "

" E nno ', my dear. From magna 'nun there' noffink noffink and we will 'from now on. 'Cause if we semo Famija a nun from the fact that you've never wanted to marry', mica and 'body .... my if you magna ', then you have me as guarantors' the same things as if we were married, that if you pija na me heart paralyzes Cassius accompany me to give the ... you to moje? or marry me then, or wait to say, and then I Talk to me again! "

Ugo try 'to identify with the role of good husband, and disguised nervousness post for a quiet life, I try' soft approach to the issue.
Weapons 'but I can do that there ... mica'm the government, I ... sti SAY they do, you'll see, but now also partners ar na pasta butter me would be fine ... I do not know 'ever been a co' many claims, I ... only in 20 minutes I passed novettredici er, and I also hope 'that there is traffic on the Triumphal nun ... Be bbona maybe there raggionamo tonight, feel er teleggiornale together and if we see you so 'agreed ... "
" None, I will be' de moje you did, but nisuno recognizes me, this role ... years of carzini holes, mutanne skids, tank tops sweat soaked from clotted, mountains of dishes to wash 'cause you retiring manner of dishes from paper ... me, who I recognize them? None? So enough, Arminia crosses his arms, and mo 'as we see you put ... "

Ugo blurt 'hit" And I will recognize them who the fuck me thirty years of mortgage pe' buy 'you the house of her grandmother, the rate der blender, Padre Pio pilgrims from them cost ar de at a Vartur Maurizzi them accounts of the masseuse and hairdresser de la, cellulite sessions paid as tribbuna Montemario na pe 'the Champions League, er ar 42-inch plasma TV pe' Quanno see if Love, which I call "But if quanno trumpet? " since the Famo yes and no ar na Vorta month and you only subscribe to Rigali Confidences ... eh? to me who the fuck I recognize them? Famo then you know that? that by pizza der today Friday 'evening you buy it ar supermarket, I me them wastes them deaf pe' anna 'er to see Milan in Athens, and that de Padre Pio you just do 'er poster you have stuck in bed all Cammera Vorta way that you touch me' from Famme er sign of the cross co 'quer brother who looks at me horny, that this' forieschi also fear that the framework and give me if ingroppi from behind ... "

his face purple, Ugo look 'at the clock, almost bleach' because 'it was now certain that he missed the bus to return to work, then rush 'out, slamming the door.

Arminia remained puzzled for a moment, then got up' hard off the couch, took the parannanza, and began to prepare the oxtail for dinner.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

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Adventure # 21 - Don Joseph -

When , 5 minutes remaining, the number nine team Capodimonte extension students 'hand smartass in the penalty area and, in a swarm of legs, I find' the window of opportunity to settle a handful of rightness inserting the ball behind the goalkeeper Martin, team Local breaks out 'the ruckus.

The young referee, his face dotted with juvenile acne and physical a dervish, did not have time to validate the goals blatantly illegal that the linesman on the right, it Henry said Faciolo, usually with Sponge tasks of the premises, armed with rudimentary flag yellow, will catapult the 'rhythmically peppering him with bullets in the skull, while the linesman on the left, chose Solomon carers the visiting team, rushed against the old coach martani, and began to beat in unison with his colleague of the opposite end.

Meanwhile, in the field, had unleashed a manhunt, or the author of the vile act, that the face of the rules of fair play, was well placed to exult shamefully, as well as' special to show off the middle finger of right hand crowding to the public, in that torrid afternoon meta 'in April, the staircases of the small stage.

The most 'of them all was frantic Antonello, the talented striker (said to have also done some of the specimens with large corporations' professional North) who tried to hit so full of neck and right of the left internal - Its best foot - any portion of the body of the elusive enemy, while their peers began a painstaking hand to hand with all capodimontani owners and reserves, that came within range.

The uproar took place right under the astonished eyes of Don Joseph, also called Quartino very well known for his willingness to go beyond the use of wine in the Mass even 6 am.

The pastor, seeing all those guys that would suit the next day cooked by the altar boys beating each other of holy right, lost his usual spirit of Don Abbondio, and descended the steps two at the tribune, rushed 'too in the field, and began 'to divide the various contenders earning good results, a bit 'cause no one believed in his own eyes to see the gentle priest damned soul like a madman to separate the combatants, a bit' cause the sprinkler that he was brandishing a bad dog when he wisely declined the young skulls.

Within minutes, the process chaos ', and Don Joseph found himself' before the author of the crime, which had stopped the mischievous air and look closely at the tips of his shoes while the grim look of Don Jose stabs him by separately.

"My son, 'I'm around you made it big ... confess your sin, and you get on with Avemmarie 20 and 20 Our Fathers, and there is more if you think,' okay?" the apostrophe 'Quartino severely.

Don Giuse 'but I was like Maradona, the hand of God .. "

" Nun you dare 'to appoint' er name of God in vain wit 'you do veni' to do 'er altar boy every Sunday for a whole year ... "I threaten 'the priest while a well-aimed blow of sprinkler reduced to more than' myths claims the Ardone Faciolo which seemed to be willing to call into action the flag.

" But Don Giuse ', and if the referee' cecato mica and 'body of mine, I know' er striker and I have to put the ball acquired influence ...." I stammer 'complevole the air more and more' against ...

The priest approached 'the mouth to the ear of the center , and hiss': "And you ashamed of them handicapped approfittatte de, er nun you see that guy and 'a disabled person, you need to help him' and then the boyfriend on the I confess, and there I know what je combines ... and 'a pore disgrazziato, which dije er go' and 'irregular finimo game then what is' er twilight ... "As

whispered words reached the ears of Don Giuseppe dell'imberbe referee, who at that point approach 'to the priest and the penitent center forward, and quietly took the word: "Don Giuse', sorry, but I do not know cecato 'to noffink, and then you say in front of everyone, that this' horns ... but say davero, Giuse don '? "

The bishop put his hand on the shoulder of the young race director, and whisper 'paternally:" Dear boy, I do not know if you cecato, but and that only our Father 'in heaven can' know how you did not see that er flask was placed on the net with his hand smartass ... I am more 'that calls for de Samantha ago at this time, I have booked na' nice visit to the eye, which Sinno 'do not see the goal not only irregular, but not even realize you nun of that which you combine the' boyfriend ... er fijo do good, whistles punishment for the defense, he completed is playing, and then Go and make 'to see no' special ... er Moreover, if the system ... "The game

Marta - Capodimonte, star students, a punishment for shooting with the home team, and added 'to 90' without any significant action, closing at 0-0. L ' only thing the reporters pinned on your notebook, and 'the referee mysteriously had wept bitterly for all the final five minutes.